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Speaker 1:
[01:18] What are you telling me? Frank?

Speaker 2:
[01:47] Attention, people of Pudding Pocket.

Speaker 3:
[01:49] A toxic cloud is heading to town. Stay inside your home and seal all windows and doors with duct tape. If you do not have duct tape, stay in your home and we will come to you.

Speaker 1:
[02:07] Frank?

Speaker 4:
[02:08] Trinket!

Speaker 1:
[02:08] What's going on?

Speaker 4:
[02:10] You need to get inside.

Speaker 1:
[02:11] The animals are all heading to the other side of the mountain.

Speaker 4:
[02:14] Right, they've got the right idea. Get inside.

Speaker 1:
[02:16] What's happening?

Speaker 5:
[02:17] Trinkett, the air in Hood's Pocket is about to become very toxic. We need people to stay inside. Do you have duct tape?

Speaker 4:
[02:23] Of course she doesn't have duct tape. Take this duct tape, get inside, and seal everything.

Speaker 1:
[02:30] Why don't you want people to answer their doors?

Speaker 5:
[02:32] In addition to the toxicity of the air, we may have visitors tonight.

Speaker 1:
[02:35] What kind of visitors?

Speaker 5:
[02:36] There's no time to explain.

Speaker 2:
[02:37] You need to get inside.

Speaker 1:
[02:38] Well, people are going to be sick. Duct tape isn't going to be enough.

Speaker 5:
[02:42] You'll have to deal with that in the morning, Trinkett.

Speaker 1:
[02:44] Space foot. I should harvest more of it from Cameron's house, so we'll be able to help people.

Speaker 4:
[02:49] We don't have time, Trinkett.

Speaker 5:
[02:50] It's an excellent idea, but Frank is right. There's no time. Space foot is no good to us. If it kills you in the process, get inside, Trinkett. Frank, I'm going to set the Phoenix down at the Horizon.

Speaker 4:
[03:01] Meet us there.

Speaker 5:
[03:01] All right.

Speaker 4:
[03:02] Okay, Trinkett, inside, please, now.

Speaker 1:
[03:08] Okay. Sorry, Frank.

Speaker 6:
[03:26] You're saying you can keep the toxicity to a minimum?

Speaker 5:
[03:28] Not to a minimum, but I believe I can reduce the lethality. How? If I constantly fly the Phoenix in a particular pattern over the town, and I can temporarily increase the atmospheric pressure causing the toxic clouds to go either one way or the other, although not entirely.

Speaker 7:
[03:42] Guys.

Speaker 5:
[03:42] What about Lucien? By my estimation, this will be a fairly heavy gas. A mongo should be able to keep its head above the gas. That aside, we really have no idea what does and doesn't affect a mongo.

Speaker 7:
[03:52] Guys.

Speaker 6:
[03:53] A lot of people in town are going to be woefully unprepared for this.

Speaker 5:
[03:56] This is why we need to meet at the horizon. It's possible the gas will have a high metallic content and may disrupt communications. We need to make a plan and hope for the best.

Speaker 7:
[04:04] Guys.

Speaker 6:
[04:04] Deidre, what is it?

Speaker 7:
[04:06] I can't breathe.

Speaker 6:
[04:07] Shit. Eldin?

Speaker 5:
[04:07] She's hyperventilating.

Speaker 6:
[04:08] Jack up the CO2 in here. I'll put the hazard mask on.

Speaker 5:
[04:10] Deidre, you're all right. I'm completely in control of the environment. The cockpit, your body is depleted of CO2 because you're breathing too fast. I'm going to give you more CO2. You need to try and regulate your breathing.

Speaker 7:
[04:22] I'm not dying.

Speaker 3:
[04:23] You are not.

Speaker 7:
[04:25] Is anyone else going to die?

Speaker 6:
[04:27] We're going to be OK.

Speaker 7:
[04:28] Where did they take Verge?

Speaker 6:
[04:30] Deidre, listen to me. Everyone's going to be OK. You're going to be OK. Verge is going to be OK. But this is going to be a long night. Minutes are going to pass like hours. But the sun is going to come up. OK? Say OK. OK. Stay in the cockpit. Keep breathing. What's the word?

Speaker 4:
[04:56] Everybody's locked down somewhere, but where the fuck is June?

Speaker 5:
[05:00] Two minutes away, she's in Deidre's truck.

Speaker 4:
[05:01] What's next?

Speaker 6:
[05:02] Verge had two hazard masks. I gave one to Tavrok.

Speaker 5:
[05:05] Deidre will stay in the Phoenix with me while I fly in circles above Hood's Pocket, hopefully suppressing the toxic gas from getting into town. Frank, you won't be affected by the toxicity.

Speaker 4:
[05:14] All right, and I know for a fact that not enough people have duct tape. Who doesn't have duct tape? But I am going to raid the hardware store and go house to house making sure everybody's got some.

Speaker 5:
[05:28] That will work. Celeste is at the military base locking it down as well. This may be the best we can do. The toxic cloud will be here any minute.

Speaker 4:
[05:35] Okay. And the second part?

Speaker 5:
[05:40] Yes. They're called Eels.

Speaker 4:
[05:42] Wait, where the fuck have you been?

Speaker 8:
[05:44] I don't want to hear it from you.

Speaker 9:
[05:46] Oh my God.

Speaker 4:
[05:47] Jesus Christ.

Speaker 8:
[05:48] June. Not a word.

Speaker 6:
[05:49] Why does she have a dog?

Speaker 5:
[05:51] The dog is the mayor.

Speaker 6:
[05:52] What?

Speaker 8:
[05:52] Eldin, open up.

Speaker 4:
[05:54] Of all the things you could be doing right now.

Speaker 8:
[05:57] Hey, this is National Security 101. When the nation is under attack, you get the president in the air.

Speaker 4:
[06:05] I can't believe you. Shut up.

Speaker 8:
[06:06] Up you go, Sparker. Jesus, you weigh a ton. Hey, Sparker. Keep him safe, Deidre. What are we doing?

Speaker 4:
[06:13] Just take this duct tape and seal yourself inside a room.

Speaker 8:
[06:17] Okay. The Truskins are sleeping one off. I've got to let them know what's going on.

Speaker 4:
[06:21] Eldin, the second part.

Speaker 10:
[06:23] Eels.

Speaker 8:
[06:25] Bolb, wake up, buddy.

Speaker 6:
[06:26] Look, we don't have time for the backstory. They're bad. They try and kill everything they see. Luckily, they're too stupid to have weapons, but for them, it doesn't matter. Real zombie apocalypse shit, man.

Speaker 4:
[06:37] Oh, great.

Speaker 8:
[06:38] Should I go in? I'm scared to go in. What do druskens look like naked? Do I want to know?

Speaker 6:
[06:44] I'm going to head to the town square. I've got an idea.

Speaker 4:
[06:46] Yeah. Well, I'm on duct tape patrol.

Speaker 8:
[06:48] I've decided yes. I've decided. I want to know. Boys, put your junk away. I'm coming in.

Speaker 5:
[06:55] Best of luck, everyone. Stay safe as you can.

Speaker 4:
[07:10] Hey, Doug, Doug, can you hear me?

Speaker 11:
[07:12] Oh, yeah, I'm right here.

Speaker 4:
[07:14] Okay, great. Do you need anything?

Speaker 11:
[07:16] No, I'm all right. The doors and windows are sealed, and the fireplace too.

Speaker 4:
[07:20] Okay, good, great. So the phones might go out on us at some point, but do not come out unless you hear the all clear from someone.

Speaker 11:
[07:31] Okay, okay. Oh, Frank, Frank, Ava Grimm's house.

Speaker 4:
[07:35] Yeah, what about it?

Speaker 11:
[07:36] Oh, she was a big prepper, it turns out, so there may be gas masks over there.

Speaker 6:
[07:41] Good.

Speaker 4:
[07:41] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[07:42] Good call.

Speaker 4:
[07:42] I'll head there first.

Speaker 11:
[07:43] Oh, Jim. Jim has asthma.

Speaker 4:
[07:46] Oh, Jim. Right. So, Doug, there are at least six Jims in town, so...

Speaker 11:
[07:53] Oh, oh, um, Lynn. James Lynn.

Speaker 4:
[07:56] Right. Yes. Yep. James Lynn in Trailer Park Road.

Speaker 11:
[07:59] Yes, that's the one.

Speaker 4:
[08:01] Okay, I'll put them on the list.

Speaker 11:
[08:02] Good. Also, Andrea. She is on an oxygen tank.

Speaker 4:
[08:07] Andrea.

Speaker 11:
[08:07] Andrea Johnson. She has a corgi called Kibble.

Speaker 4:
[08:10] Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Right. Okay. Yep. She's on the list.

Speaker 11:
[08:15] Good. Oh, oh, also, Trisha Schaeffer. She never closes her windows. She's got that thing about breezes.

Speaker 4:
[08:23] Yeah, Doug. So, Doug, I've got this. I need you to get your rifle out.

Speaker 11:
[08:31] Oh, yeah, it's out.

Speaker 6:
[08:34] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[08:35] I'll check in as soon as I can, okay?

Speaker 9:
[08:38] Okay. Oh, no, no.

Speaker 11:
[08:43] Hey, hey, you have to stay in there. I know that it's a tight squeeze, but you can't be out there right now, okay? It's too dangerous. I mean, what do I know? You may be just fine out there, but let's just assume it'll be as dangerous out there for you as it will be for me, okay? Oh, I've got asparagus. Oh, yeah, that's, that's, that's my rifle. It's been tucked away for a while, so you haven't seen it yet. I, I used to hunt, and every season I'd be out there, and then somewhere along the way, I just, I couldn't seem to put it up to my shoulder anymore. Somewhere along the way, I started to feel like there should be more things around, and not less. And it feels weird in my hand now. Boy, we've really gotten ourselves into a mess, haven't we?

Speaker 10:
[10:08] Doug, you there?

Speaker 9:
[10:09] Oh!

Speaker 11:
[10:11] Yeah, hey, Steve, yeah, I'm, I'm here.

Speaker 10:
[10:13] Hey, you all locked down?

Speaker 11:
[10:14] Yeah, yeah, I brought the Ashley Soros in and put it in the bathtub.

Speaker 10:
[10:19] That thing fit in your bathtub?

Speaker 11:
[10:21] Well, not really, but I think I can get it to stay put for the night. Where did you end up?

Speaker 10:
[10:27] Well, I was at a duct tape at my house, so I grabbed Rambo and headed over to the sheep's eye. I just got everything taped down and locked up here.

Speaker 11:
[10:36] Oh, yeah, good, good. Oh, oh, you know, Deidre keeps a shotgun behind the bar.

Speaker 10:
[10:43] What?

Speaker 11:
[10:44] Yeah, yeah, it's true.

Speaker 10:
[10:45] No way.

Speaker 11:
[10:46] Yeah. Well, she's only used it once, but I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still there.

Speaker 10:
[10:54] A shotgun.

Speaker 11:
[10:55] Double barrel, 20 gauge. It was TJ's.

Speaker 9:
[10:59] Geez.

Speaker 10:
[11:00] I'm just, I'm trying hard to imagine Deidre pulling out a shotgun from behind the bar and I can't seem to imagine it.

Speaker 11:
[11:10] Well, I mean, it would be hard for me too, but I was there. See, a fight broke out between some bikers. This must have been, oh, 10 years ago. So she pulled it out and shot it at the ceiling and the whole bar goes quiet. And then she said, who wants the next one?

Speaker 10:
[11:28] What?

Speaker 11:
[11:29] Yeah, I swear.

Speaker 9:
[11:30] Damn.

Speaker 10:
[11:33] Full of surprises, that one.

Speaker 11:
[11:34] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and well, right after that, she, you know, excused herself and went into the back room and threw up. So.

Speaker 12:
[11:43] Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[11:44] Oh, that's more like it.

Speaker 9:
[11:46] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[11:49] How do you, how do you think she's doing?

Speaker 10:
[11:51] Yeah, not great, I imagine. I mean, she's up in the ship with Eldin right now.

Speaker 13:
[11:58] Guys.

Speaker 11:
[11:59] Oh, hey, Celeste.

Speaker 10:
[12:00] How are you guys doing over there?

Speaker 13:
[12:02] We're fine. We've got the base locked down between the barbed wire and a few assault rifles. I'm pretty sure we'll be safe from whatever else. But unfortunately, our gas masks burned up in the meteor strike, so we're stuck here.

Speaker 10:
[12:15] Yeah, Leif and Frank are out there patrolling the streets. So, you know, don't worry about it.

Speaker 9:
[12:19] Sure.

Speaker 13:
[12:23] Hey, since we're stuck here, anybody else think Frank being transformed into some grumpy forest creature goes perfectly with his personality?

Speaker 11:
[12:33] Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 10:
[12:34] Oh, hell yeah. This is his final Pokemon evolution, y'all. Yeah, Frank, Frank is mega Mewtwo.

Speaker 11:
[12:44] Mewtwo.

Speaker 14:
[12:46] That's perfect.

Speaker 13:
[12:49] So I heard you guys talking about the time Deidre shot the ceiling.

Speaker 10:
[12:53] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[12:53] Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[12:53] Were you there?

Speaker 13:
[12:54] I was there.

Speaker 10:
[12:55] Damn. Where was I? You know what? Don't answer that. It can't be a good answer.

Speaker 13:
[13:01] You can still see the buck shot above the cash register.

Speaker 11:
[13:04] Oh, Steve, I was going to say the shotgun is probably still back there. Maybe you should load it.

Speaker 10:
[13:11] I don't know, y'all. Me and guns? That's probably not a good idea.

Speaker 13:
[13:16] You think she's okay, guys?

Speaker 10:
[13:19] We don't know.

Speaker 11:
[13:20] She's probably pretty worried.

Speaker 13:
[13:23] She's probably worried about 15,000 things right now.

Speaker 10:
[13:26] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 13:
[13:27] Best we can do is make sure she doesn't have to worry about us.

Speaker 9:
[13:30] Oh.

Speaker 11:
[13:32] Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 13:
[13:34] So stay in touch as best we can.

Speaker 10:
[13:36] Yeah, copy that.

Speaker 13:
[13:37] Long night.

Speaker 11:
[13:38] Long night.

Speaker 10:
[13:39] Long night.

Speaker 3:
[13:48] Attention, people of Booty Pocket, a toxic cloud is heading to town. Stay inside your homes and seal all windows and doors with duct tape.

Speaker 4:
[14:10] Jesus, this shit is thick. Leif!

Speaker 6:
[14:14] Yeah?

Speaker 4:
[14:15] It's here. There's a dark cloud coming up the street.

Speaker 6:
[14:20] Where are you?

Speaker 4:
[14:21] I just left Trina Ward's house.

Speaker 6:
[14:22] You're not in your truck, are you?

Speaker 4:
[14:24] No.

Speaker 6:
[14:24] You can't drive your truck.

Speaker 4:
[14:25] I know.

Speaker 6:
[14:25] The air filter will clog.

Speaker 9:
[14:27] I know.

Speaker 4:
[14:29] I was a kid when Mount St. Helens blew. I have fond memories of June's dad trying to drive to the store when you couldn't see ten feet in front of you. His car died at the end of the block. Leif, just tell me more about these things, the eel things.

Speaker 6:
[14:55] Are you hearing something?

Speaker 4:
[14:59] I don't know.

Speaker 9:
[15:01] Okay.

Speaker 6:
[15:02] Elective electrotherapy and lobotomy.

Speaker 9:
[15:07] Eels.

Speaker 4:
[15:09] What kind of fucking clockwork orange bullshit is that?

Speaker 6:
[15:12] I know. This is another one of the wonderful horrors of Minsky's Planet. People want to be disconnected from their own mind because they can't take it anymore. They agree to a process that will give them a life of bliss. It's a lie. They become suggestible puppets. They can't think much, but you can program them with a command. A command like, kill.

Speaker 4:
[15:45] Jesus Christ.

Speaker 13:
[15:46] I know.

Speaker 4:
[15:48] You hung out with these people?

Speaker 6:
[15:50] It was a long time ago.

Speaker 4:
[15:51] Well, I fucking hope so.

Speaker 6:
[15:53] Look, that's really all I can tell you. I've never actually encountered these things before, but I've got a theory I'm working on.

Speaker 1:
[16:01] What?

Speaker 4:
[16:04] Are you at the shop-and-go? Are you going to Arizona iced tea them to death?

Speaker 6:
[16:08] High fructose corn syrup is a killer.

Speaker 4:
[16:10] Yeah, okay. Fine. But seriously, though.

Speaker 9:
[16:19] Frank? Frank?

Speaker 1:
[16:25] As the earth holds me, as the sky sees me, as the sun rises within me, I step out to greet the motherfucking day. What are you telling me? Hi, Cameron, I'm making a pretty big bet that I no longer need a mask in here. I hope I'm right, but ooh, something tells me that's not my biggest problem right now.

Speaker 11:
[19:21] Oh, Steve, are you still there? Steve, Steve, no, well, hmm. I guess it's just you and me. Although, I guess this is nothing new for you, right? I mean, an endangered species. I guess I know how you feel now. Hey there. Who's there? Got a gun. You think I need to open the door to shoot you with this rifle?

Speaker 10:
[21:23] I know, Rambo, I hear it too. Doug? Doug? Are you there?

Speaker 9:
[21:30] Shit.

Speaker 10:
[21:31] Rambo, look, there's a shotgun behind the bar. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Probably not for the best. I don't even know how to shoot it.

Speaker 9:
[21:47] Doug?

Speaker 10:
[21:50] OK. OK.

Speaker 9:
[21:53] We're OK.

Speaker 10:
[22:15] Come in here. You're gonna regret it. You think you can scare me? Okay, okay. You wanna play with me? All right, Rambo. Rambo, listen. We're not going out like this, all right? Not like this. I've got an idea. Come here. I'm gonna tie you up right here, okay? I'll be right back. Okay, buddy, here's the plan. Look, something's coming through that door. I don't know what it is, but when it comes through, I need you to bark like you've never barked before, okay? Sound good? Remember, buddy, they always underestimate us. We're gonna be okay.

Speaker 5:
[23:55] Your CO2 levels appear to have returned to normal.

Speaker 7:
[23:59] Yeah, the dog's helping.

Speaker 5:
[24:02] I'm sure.

Speaker 7:
[24:06] What are these things, Eldin? Are they monsters?

Speaker 5:
[24:10] There are no monsters. They're just people.

Speaker 7:
[24:15] How is that possible?

Speaker 5:
[24:20] There are a few planets in the triad that are so problematic, we don't know what to do with them. There's a planet called Okwai. For example, the inhabitants are so dangerous that there has to be a constant military blockade around the planet. One of those problematic planets is Ren, where Minsky comes from. Ren society collapsed eons ago, and everything that was done to remedy that seemed to just throw gasoline on the fire. Life there is tragic and horrific. Added to that, it was used as a prison for some time. They speak of ghosts and demons of Ren. Some when faced with the horrors of their planet retreat completely into their own minds, disconnect themselves from their emotions.

Speaker 2:
[25:10] You can see them, but they appear to be somewhere else.

Speaker 5:
[25:13] Ghosts. Then there are those like Minsky, who seem to be able to metabolize the chaos and draw strength from it.

Speaker 14:
[25:25] Demons.

Speaker 5:
[25:27] Then there are those in between, and their lives are a waking nightmare. They are offered freedom from the trauma of their daily lives. They are offered bliss to forget the things they've seen. You'd be surprised how many take up that offering. In reality, what they become are eels, homicidal and chaotic lunatics. You drop them into a particular situation to create chaos and fear. Not unlike our situation right now.

Speaker 7:
[26:09] Eldin, they're in so much trouble. I can't just stay up here.

Speaker 5:
[26:14] There's no safe place for you on the ground right now, Deidre. Up here is where you want to be, and definitely where Verge wants you to be.

Speaker 7:
[26:22] Am I ever going to see Verge again?

Speaker 5:
[26:24] You are, Deidre. By my calculations, we are actually in much more danger than Verge is at the moment. The best thing you can do for Verge is stay alive yourself.

Speaker 7:
[26:39] I'm not cut out for this, Eldin. If this is how it's always going to be, I don't think I can function like this.

Speaker 5:
[26:48] You are currently functioning.

Speaker 7:
[26:51] I just hyperventilated and turned into a basket case.

Speaker 5:
[26:54] You had a human reaction. That's not a weakness.

Speaker 7:
[26:58] Everyone else is on the ground doing something.

Speaker 5:
[27:00] Deidre, there are a few thousand people that are now no longer enslaved because of you.

Speaker 2:
[27:10] You've done quite a lot.

Speaker 7:
[27:12] Look what it did to us.

Speaker 5:
[27:14] Thus far, it hasn't done anything to us. It's going to be a long night, but we are going to endure that. Who wouldn't endure a long night or two if it means others may be free?

Speaker 7:
[27:31] The night's not over yet.

Speaker 4:
[27:42] Yeah, well, these things are fucking horrible, Leif.

Speaker 6:
[27:44] Are you okay?

Speaker 4:
[27:45] Not mentally, no. That was a fucking nightmare. It was like getting attacked by an undead rugby team.

Speaker 6:
[27:53] I'm working on it.

Speaker 4:
[27:54] What are you working on?

Speaker 6:
[27:55] There's speakers on the outside of the Shop n Go. I'm commandeering their sound system.

Speaker 4:
[28:00] Why?

Speaker 6:
[28:00] Ultrasound. I think if I can get some ultrasound waves at the right frequency, it'll be like garlic to a vampire with these guys. It's going to take me a minute, though.

Speaker 4:
[28:11] Okay. I'm going to go check on Trinket.

Speaker 9:
[28:13] Okay.

Speaker 6:
[28:16] Eldin. Eldin, can you hear me yet?

Speaker 9:
[28:20] Shit. God.

Speaker 4:
[28:26] God damn it.

Speaker 6:
[28:28] Frank?

Speaker 4:
[28:30] Have you seen Trinket?

Speaker 9:
[28:31] What?

Speaker 2:
[28:31] Fuck.

Speaker 4:
[28:33] Fucking fuck fuck. She's fucking gone.

Speaker 6:
[28:35] Gone? Frank, she can't be out there.

Speaker 4:
[28:38] Yeah, I know. Stay here. I know where she went.

Speaker 2:
[28:41] God damn it.

Speaker 11:
[29:02] Okay, um, okay. So, I don't know what's gonna happen first, me running out of bullets, or them getting through the door. So, I'm gonna close the bathroom door now, and no matter what you hear, I just, I want you to stay in here, okay? And maybe they'll just ignore you, and... They're showing up in my backyard. I think it was good for me. It was good for me to take care of you. Oh shit. No, no, no, no, stay in there. Oh my god!

Speaker 10:
[31:50] Who wants a drink?

Speaker 9:
[32:12] God damn you're flammable!

Speaker 10:
[32:16] Rambo, nice work, buddy!

Speaker 1:
[32:19] We did it!

Speaker 2:
[32:27] Oh!

Speaker 10:
[32:28] Oh, shit. Where's the fire extinguisher?

Speaker 2:
[32:54] Trinkett.

Speaker 9:
[33:04] Trinkett?

Speaker 1:
[33:07] I'm over here.

Speaker 4:
[33:11] I can't see a fucking thing. Where are you?

Speaker 1:
[33:13] Follow my eyes.

Speaker 4:
[33:18] What happened?

Speaker 1:
[33:21] Wait for your eyes to adjust. You'll see them.

Speaker 4:
[33:30] Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 1:
[33:34] As soon as they broke down the door, they all started choking on something.

Speaker 4:
[33:45] Yeah. Okay. Are you okay?

Speaker 1:
[33:53] Look at them. They're just people. They're not monsters.

Speaker 4:
[34:06] Yeah, yeah. Of course, but apparently, they have something done to them, and they, you know, they turn in to this...

Speaker 1:
[34:19] I led them to their death.

Speaker 4:
[34:21] No, no, they were going to kill you, Trinkett.

Speaker 1:
[34:25] Yeah. You know, the killer be killed thing doesn't really work for me, Frank.

Speaker 9:
[34:38] Nothing.

Speaker 1:
[34:41] Nothing gives me the right to do this to someone.

Speaker 4:
[34:45] Wait, you didn't do it on purpose.

Speaker 9:
[34:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[34:53] Yeah, that doesn't seem to be working for me either.

Speaker 4:
[35:00] Wait, Trinket, do you need a mask in here?

Speaker 1:
[35:08] Not anymore, it looks like. I guess you can only fit so many mushrooms inside a person. Look at that. We just got our own little dream house for just the two of us. No one else can live here but us.

Speaker 4:
[35:29] Yeah, and I really hate it.

Speaker 1:
[35:34] I know.

Speaker 4:
[35:35] I mean, it's nice, the bathroom, but it's covered in mushrooms.

Speaker 1:
[35:40] Yeah, I mean, that is true.

Speaker 4:
[35:43] And there are dead guys everywhere, so.

Speaker 1:
[35:47] Well, it's a fixer-upper for sure.

Speaker 4:
[35:50] Right.

Speaker 1:
[35:59] I was really liking this new version of me.

Speaker 9:
[36:03] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[36:05] We can all tell.

Speaker 1:
[36:06] I was really enjoying, like, being able to feel the whole mountain. But the mountain's in a lot of pain right now, Frank. And I am too. You should go. You should go. A lot of people need you.

Speaker 4:
[36:38] Well, hey, let's get you back to your shop.

Speaker 1:
[36:41] Oh, no, no, no. I should stay. I am safe in here, but I might not be out there. And besides, I just watched a lot of people die. And I think I need to stay with them. I need to, I don't know, make sure they're not holding on to anything when they cross over. I need to make sure they are finally free. I'll, I'll just stay here and harvest some space foot and yeah. Let me know when it's safe again.

Speaker 9:
[37:30] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[37:35] You sure you're okay?

Speaker 1:
[37:42] No. I will be.

Speaker 9:
[37:48] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[37:52] Trinkett, I'll be back, okay?

Speaker 1:
[38:12] Goddess of Death, I stand here as your priestess, knowing that life must be winnowed to thrive. This is a holy act I perform.

Speaker 6:
[38:32] Okay, one ultrasonic stereo system coming right up. Okay, we've got sound, now let's make it lethal. On. Holy shit!

Speaker 4:
[39:30] What are these intruders?

Speaker 6:
[39:32] Tavrok! Nice work, man! How long must I wear this accursed helmet? Just until sunrise. How many in this horde?

Speaker 12:
[39:40] I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[39:41] It could be a lot more. Ah, Come on. We are surrounded.

Speaker 2:
[39:56] All right, Tavrok.

Speaker 6:
[39:58] If I can get this thing running, it will take care of our problem. You got to keep them away from me. Very well.

Speaker 2:
[40:05] Continue your work.

Speaker 6:
[40:07] I shall continue mine.

Speaker 11:
[40:14] Demons, you have become prisoners of your bodies.

Speaker 10:
[40:20] Allow me to free you.

Speaker 6:
[40:32] Conan on the black coast?

Speaker 2:
[40:35] Come on. Come on!

Speaker 9:
[40:42] What the?

Speaker 6:
[40:44] Celeste?

Speaker 12:
[40:52] Why can I not get the sound right?

Speaker 6:
[41:11] Okay, we're ready. Shit, they have fled into the trees.

Speaker 2:
[41:20] Did we win?

Speaker 9:
[41:20] Let's go, who's pocket?

Speaker 6:
[41:23] Damn, I didn't get to use my sound thing.

Speaker 13:
[41:27] Well, maybe next time.

Speaker 2:
[41:28] Well fought, my friend.

Speaker 10:
[41:29] Yeah, that'll fucking show them. Should I be out here right now?

Speaker 12:
[41:47] Eh, this sort of thing happens all the time, you know, comes with the territory. Some guy, he doesn't like how much we're charging him, decides he's not gonna pay up. You can't do that, can you? Honest work, honest pay and all that, uh-huh. So this piece of work thinks he can stop payment. Meanwhile, he's got five different projects across the damn triad being built by who? The good people of the planet trust, that's who. So this guy, he wakes up one morning to find that his projects all across the triad have suddenly stopped. Ah, whatever could it be? Could it be that trying to renege on a deal has landed him worse than he started off? You're fucking well told, my friend.

Speaker 14:
[42:31] Oh, God.

Speaker 12:
[42:33] Hold my trick.

Speaker 1:
[42:42] And holy shit!

Speaker 12:
[42:47] Anyhoo, so what we find ourselves in here is a good old-fashioned Treskin Cafe break. We don't move till the price is met. Hey boys, turn the damn roots already. Don't make me regret the hand in the grill over to you, you hear me? Oh Lord.

Speaker 8:
[43:04] Bolb, what just exploded?

Speaker 12:
[43:07] A little excavation charge and a big whoop.

Speaker 8:
[43:09] Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And what is this dome we're in?

Speaker 12:
[43:15] A camper dome. You gotta have one on Thrust. You never know when a volcano's gonna shoot some soot at you.

Speaker 8:
[43:23] Well, it's real nice.

Speaker 12:
[43:28] It's all right. I thought about getting the bigger one, but, you know, the kids are grown, the wife hates camping. As long as they can hold me and the two dumbasses over there, I think we're good.

Speaker 8:
[43:39] My love. Hey, sweetie. Look at me. I'm in a bubble.

Speaker 12:
[43:44] There is the man, the myth, the meat slab. How you doing there, Tavrok?

Speaker 8:
[43:48] Tavvy, did you come all the way out here to check on me?

Speaker 6:
[43:53] I did, but I was delayed by many battles.

Speaker 2:
[43:56] I am glad to see you are safe here with the giants.

Speaker 8:
[43:59] They're taking great care of me. I have eaten many roots. Celeste, do you have a gun?

Speaker 13:
[44:06] I have a gun. Turns out I still know how to use it.

Speaker 10:
[44:09] Her aim was true.

Speaker 13:
[44:10] My aim was true, apparently.

Speaker 12:
[44:12] Tavrok, do my eyes deceive me or have you got yourself a new toothpick there?

Speaker 9:
[44:20] Behold.

Speaker 8:
[44:22] Frank, you okay?

Speaker 4:
[44:24] Well, we've had a very traumatic night while you've been here barbecuing, apparently.

Speaker 8:
[44:29] We all play our part, Frank.

Speaker 12:
[44:31] Oh, look at that there. That is straight as an arrow. Nice work, my son.

Speaker 6:
[44:35] Thank you.

Speaker 12:
[44:36] Hey, shitheads, how come I can't get you two to do fine work like this man over here? I mean, he's half the size of you.

Speaker 6:
[44:41] Truscan Camperdome. I guess that's one way to survive a toxic gas attack.

Speaker 12:
[44:46] Leif, Tavrok here has a new sword. This fine lady here has herself some real nice hardware. What have you been contributing to the evening?

Speaker 6:
[44:55] I almost had an ultrasound emitter.

Speaker 12:
[44:57] Well, you know what we say on Trusk when you've almost made something?

Speaker 6:
[45:03] You haven't made anything.

Speaker 12:
[45:04] You haven't made anything at all, my friend.

Speaker 8:
[45:06] Seriously, Leif, do better. We're all contributing.

Speaker 4:
[45:09] We're all contributing?

Speaker 6:
[45:14] What is that?

Speaker 4:
[45:14] Oh, Jesus Christ. Did those things get into the office?

Speaker 13:
[45:17] What are they doing in there?

Speaker 12:
[45:18] Frankie, that's your personal space there, invading. That's all you, pal. Go get him.

Speaker 4:
[45:22] Ah, go. I'll be right back.

Speaker 12:
[45:27] There you go, Frankie. Give him hell.

Speaker 8:
[45:28] We'll be sure and sit right here.

Speaker 12:
[45:30] And remember, Frankie, no shame in going for the nards.

Speaker 8:
[45:35] Give him the main haban-dinga.

Speaker 12:
[45:37] There you go. Get your little ass in there.

Speaker 8:
[45:39] Oh, I am not cleaning up whatever's going on in there.

Speaker 13:
[45:44] I mean, he has always wanted to beat up the customers. That's true.

Speaker 12:
[45:49] Yo.

Speaker 8:
[45:50] We got a runner!

Speaker 12:
[45:52] Tavrok, get in there in a better little cleanup, would you? One moment. Oh boy, howdy, his head came right off, didn't it? Tavrok, you put that one in the bleachers, my friend. MVD, MVD.

Speaker 8:
[46:16] I am also not cleaning that up.

Speaker 4:
[46:19] Is it fucking morning yet?

Speaker 11:
[46:39] You saved my life. I mean, I guess, you saved yours too, but I mean, it still counts. So I...

Speaker 5:
[46:48] Doug, are you there?

Speaker 11:
[46:49] Yeah, yes, I'm here.

Speaker 5:
[46:52] Are you all right?

Speaker 11:
[46:55] I think so.

Speaker 5:
[46:56] Could you be a bit more definitive with me, Doug?

Speaker 11:
[46:58] Ah, yeah, I'm all right.

Speaker 5:
[47:01] Good. It looks like the cloud is beginning to dissipate. I'm able to cut through the particulates in the air. Oh, good.

Speaker 2:
[47:13] Yes?

Speaker 11:
[47:13] So, when I ask you about the giant salamander that started living in my backyard, I think you may have left out some details that I would have appreciated.

Speaker 2:
[47:27] Really? Such as?

Speaker 11:
[47:30] Well, the fact that it can apparently spit acid. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[47:40] Really?

Speaker 11:
[47:41] Yeah. Those things were about to kill me, and it... Well, some of them are... they are melted now.

Speaker 2:
[47:54] I see.

Speaker 9:
[47:56] Did...

Speaker 11:
[47:59] Did you not know it could do that?

Speaker 5:
[48:03] I was aware.

Speaker 9:
[48:06] Oh. Oh.

Speaker 11:
[48:09] Um, Eldin, I realize you are a computer, but humans really like knowing which things spit acid and which don't.

Speaker 5:
[48:24] I understand that.

Speaker 9:
[48:25] Oh.

Speaker 11:
[48:26] Well, then, what the hell, Eldin?

Speaker 2:
[48:33] I didn't think it was relevant.

Speaker 9:
[48:38] Eldin.

Speaker 5:
[48:40] It's lovingly called an igneous burp. The female ashlysaurus can weaponize its stomach acid, Doug.

Speaker 11:
[48:56] And you didn't tell me that. Why?

Speaker 5:
[49:03] Because they only do so when in defense of their mates.

Speaker 9:
[49:15] Mates.

Speaker 5:
[49:20] So I'm sure you can understand why I didn't see that as relevant, seeing as you are, while an eccentric fellow, not a male giant alien salamander.

Speaker 11:
[49:44] I am not.

Speaker 5:
[49:45] What's been going on down there, Doug?

Speaker 11:
[49:46] Please don't tell anyone about this.

Speaker 5:
[49:47] Of course. But please don't worry. A bit of interspecies confusion is not uncommon.

Speaker 2:
[49:56] It's not going to lay subcutaneous eggs on you or something.

Speaker 11:
[50:03] What? Oh, well, good.

Speaker 2:
[50:07] But, Doug?

Speaker 11:
[50:09] Yes?

Speaker 5:
[50:10] That animal just saved your life. Time to give it a name.

Speaker 11:
[50:23] Okay. Oh, how is everyone else?

Speaker 5:
[50:25] We've made it out relatively unscathed. Once I send the all clear, we all meet at the sheep's eye.

Speaker 11:
[50:31] All right.

Speaker 3:
[50:39] Attention, citizens of Hoodpockets. The air is now safe, and the danger has passed. If you are feeling ill or short of breath, please proceed to Trinkett's Emporium immediately.

Speaker 7:
[50:54] Ooh, Eldin?

Speaker 5:
[50:57] Everyone's all right. We made it through.

Speaker 7:
[51:01] We did?

Speaker 9:
[51:02] Yes.

Speaker 7:
[51:04] How long was I asleep?

Speaker 5:
[51:06] Only a couple of hours.

Speaker 7:
[51:09] How in the world did I sleep?

Speaker 5:
[51:12] I made an executive decision and adjusted the cabin environment.

Speaker 7:
[51:16] You put me to sleep?

Speaker 9:
[51:19] I did.

Speaker 7:
[51:20] Eldin, don't do things like that.

Speaker 5:
[51:23] Deidre, nearly everyone on the ground has reached the end of a very long night. Yours is just beginning, isn't it?

Speaker 7:
[51:33] I'm going with him.

Speaker 9:
[51:35] I know.

Speaker 5:
[51:37] Hence the enforced nap time.

Speaker 7:
[51:40] Okay. Good idea.

Speaker 2:
[51:44] I know.

Speaker 5:
[51:48] I'm breaking us in for landing by the sheep's eye.

Speaker 7:
[51:51] Okay. Why is there a huge crowd down there?

Speaker 5:
[51:56] Something rather extraordinary has happened.

Speaker 2:
[51:58] What?

Speaker 5:
[52:00] Minsky nearly killed the entire city of Raxeus. It did not win him or Dark Leif any fans. Everyone has heard that Hood's Pocket has repelled an eel attack and rebuked the most powerful crime boss in the Triad. I'm afraid the people of Hood's Pocket have achieved folk hero status in the city.

Speaker 7:
[52:20] Oh my god!

Speaker 6:
[52:42] I still can't believe they used this thing for long haul flights.

Speaker 5:
[52:45] It's a tight squeeze, but the small profile keeps this awful lot of scanners.

Speaker 6:
[52:49] Pretty ingenious, though. It's got everything you need somehow. Are you sure Deidre is ready for this? It's going to be a week of travel after we get through the warp gate. The galaxy brain is in a really isolated spot.

Speaker 2:
[53:06] I have an update on that.

Speaker 5:
[53:07] In this universe, there's a warp gate much closer to the galaxy brain.

Speaker 6:
[53:13] Really? How close?

Speaker 5:
[53:15] It's only a day away.

Speaker 6:
[53:17] One day?

Speaker 2:
[53:18] One day.

Speaker 6:
[53:22] That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2:
[53:24] I know.

Speaker 6:
[53:26] The whole point of the galaxy brain is that it's undetectable and isolated.

Speaker 5:
[53:31] And yet…

Speaker 6:
[53:35] I don't like it.

Speaker 5:
[53:36] More convenient for us.

Speaker 6:
[53:38] And I don't like it.

Speaker 5:
[53:39] Whatever it implies, let's deal with that later.

Speaker 6:
[53:42] Agreed. Regardless of the travel time, I hope she's ready for this.

Speaker 7:
[53:49] She's ready.

Speaker 6:
[53:50] Hey.

Speaker 7:
[53:51] As ready as she can be. I was at her house trying to think of what to pack, but…

Speaker 6:
[53:58] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[53:59] So now I've got this backpack, like I'm going to Prague or something.

Speaker 6:
[54:02] Hey, you never know.

Speaker 7:
[54:05] Leif, am I just going to fuck this up? Is it stupid for me to come along? I don't want to fuck this up.

Speaker 6:
[54:12] You need to come. I'm going to need you.

Speaker 7:
[54:17] I don't know how any of this stuff works.

Speaker 6:
[54:19] That's not why I need you to come. I go to some pretty dark places. I'm sure you've heard. Verge goes to dark places too. But they're very different from mine. Verge, trapped on the Galaxy Brain is one problem. But the even bigger problem will be if they get free. If they get loose on the Galaxy Brain, they're not going to care who dies. That includes themself. I'm going to need you to pull them out of that. Okay?

Speaker 7:
[55:00] I don't have a plan without them.

Speaker 9:
[55:04] I know.

Speaker 7:
[55:06] Nothing works without them.

Speaker 6:
[55:10] I know.

Speaker 7:
[55:13] I'm really scared.

Speaker 6:
[55:16] In my experience, people who can admit they're scared are the ones I can depend on. The bravest person I've ever met, she sells tacos. You're going to be fine.

Speaker 10:
[55:30] Hey, y'all.

Speaker 7:
[55:32] Hey, guys.

Speaker 8:
[55:33] We've come to give you a sendoff. We've come to put some positive energy into a really shitty situation.

Speaker 7:
[55:44] Thank you.

Speaker 10:
[55:44] Leif, a little weed for your journey.

Speaker 6:
[55:48] Nice. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[55:50] Here.

Speaker 8:
[55:52] Take this.

Speaker 7:
[55:53] What is this?

Speaker 8:
[55:54] Just a little Anne McCaffrey for your trip.

Speaker 7:
[55:57] Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to read, June.

Speaker 8:
[55:59] You don't have to read it. Just hold on to it. Feel the vibes. You're a space heroine now. Feel the vibes!

Speaker 7:
[56:11] Okay.

Speaker 11:
[56:11] And I have mini donuts for you, Deidre. And Leif, takis for you.

Speaker 6:
[56:18] Thanks, ma'am.

Speaker 7:
[56:18] Thank you, Doug.

Speaker 1:
[56:20] Okay, bear with me, Leif. Take this amethyst.

Speaker 6:
[56:24] Now I'm invincible.

Speaker 8:
[56:25] Shut up.

Speaker 1:
[56:26] Deidre, this is black onyx. Put it around your neck.

Speaker 9:
[56:31] Okay.

Speaker 7:
[56:31] Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[56:32] Tavrok, have you got that thing?

Speaker 9:
[56:34] I do.

Speaker 6:
[56:36] We have forged this for you, Deidre.

Speaker 7:
[56:39] Oh, okay. It's a knife.

Speaker 6:
[56:42] It is.

Speaker 7:
[56:43] It's made of glass?

Speaker 6:
[56:45] Not really. I'll explain later.

Speaker 13:
[56:47] Y'all, these are MREs. They taste terrible, but they're efficient.

Speaker 9:
[56:51] Cool.

Speaker 6:
[56:52] I got chicken chow mein. What'd you get?

Speaker 7:
[56:55] Uh, beef stroganoff.

Speaker 6:
[56:57] Thanks, Celeste.

Speaker 4:
[56:58] Oh, and I brought nothing. Nobody told me we were doing gift time.

Speaker 5:
[57:05] Everyone, as before, when I leave with the Phoenix, you won't have your network. You'll need to be more dutiful in your communications. If all goes according to plan, we'll be back within a week. And if it doesn't, well, let's decline to think about that, shall we?

Speaker 7:
[57:24] Thank you for doing this for me, Leif.

Speaker 6:
[57:27] I'm doing it for both of us.

Speaker 15:
[57:49] So, is this everything you imagined? I'm sure you too sat on whatever shitty planet that you're from and thought to yourself, I'm gonna be a criminal and live a life of adventure. I'm gonna fuck shit up. But look at you, sitting here on guard duty. Tell me, is this the daring pirate life you imagined? Do they still have the parade? Are we going to the parade? You know where you catch a traitor and bring them home to the galaxy brain and drag them through the main dock, right? Are we doing that? The parade? I mean, I suppose arguably that I don't exactly qualify, but you know, because I was never one of you. But I suppose I'm still a traitor because I showed you that you don't have to be a bootlicker to be a criminal. Well then, let's get this shit over with.

Speaker 14:
[59:36] Well, well, well, look at the odds.

Speaker 15:
[59:43] Always quick to show up when somebody's outnumbered, aren't you?

Speaker 14:
[59:52] What a horde of sad sacks! This is the terror of the triad! This!

Speaker 8:
[60:02] Do your victims die of fucking laughter?

Speaker 6:
[60:39] Where you been?

Speaker 5:
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Don't worry about the order, honey. Your Tiggle Biddy Yeen Milf Majesty, Temporal Hashbrown, Diane Brown, Captain No Sleep, Jamie Rainey, the Slim Reaper, Ruben Eden, Smedley P. Snodgrass III, but please pause two to three seconds and then say call me Smeddy. The Shreveport Bohannans, CC the Umbrella Mage, Bradbury's Sasquatch loads Chekhov's gun and rides to join Bethany's Army. Dinn, Cosmic Ketchup, Lack of Lifestyle. Joe definitely didn't forget about you, August. August, it's chapter 52. Stay frosty, my friend. Moosey, Hood's Pocket, Gear and Sprocket, Local Repair Cafe, The Crafty Introvert, Postmaster General Kwan sent me, Blake Buzmagian, Knitwit14, roiled way too harshly. 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Bruce, Jessica Gagoma, Toracle, Jenny the Bear, Aggrrrr, Bellringer, Sardine Thorn, Treach, Josie Jones, Mr. Fibble is very cross, Hote Potato, Dr. Mojo postulates the end list endlessly splintering off as Bethany and Burt Burt's caboose until its end lists all the way down. Dave and Buster's server manager ready to serve all the Bethany's a Monte Cristo, blind time traveler convention date, LA woman the Phoenix rising, new name, God, no, not him, Jeff Andrew, sure, Jeff Andrew, Miss Luan, a British woman with cute dogs, Cup o Noodles, Schmizzy Two Shoes, Luna Nova, Nicholas Griffith, Matt Grigsby, Justin Smolin, Riku 31, Craig Dundee, new type without a Gundam, Astral C, Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me 2, Witch Loud the Cartoonist, Guy with the Chops, Sam, Mitchell Yee, Bagel Knife, Imelda and Scott, Courtney Cochran, Lily Starling, Ryan Kay, Devon7777 has been my favorite verbal stem for months, Nate, Forklift lifts forks for Cliff, Chip, Radio Free Relia, Violin Loves Midi, Brian Pasley. You only had it right the first time, Joe. It's Sue Wubasa, not Subawasa. Grena, Piston Whip, Captain Ducky, Blitz Bell, Shiny, Let's Be Bad Guys. Our overhead is way too high with all of these names. Please make sure to turn in all receipts. Love, Josh, from Accounting. Satsuma, Silius Goose, Dr. Jones, Icy Axe, Coach Shane of Toad Sucks Central, Go Cranes, Sky, Cole Arthur, Lego Croissant, Cassad, Norwin Mergler. You have all been assigned to write a four-page essay on your favorite arthropod. It will be 50% of your grade. Joe Cuppa, Dogma Mom, Weeby Choppin Broccoli, Icy Fish, the hacker known as Ivy DeBerb, Blue Tune, A Feisty Ass Chickadee, Poultry Landmine, The Scrappy Poet, Jenny the Cryptid Paladin, Maverick Artist, Shit, It Was a Mimic, Basil in Their Tea, Waiting to Gossip with David, Ainsleyayayayayayayay, Angnor, ATB., Kiwi Lovely Bead, Zoe, Professor Freida, Dr. Professor Reverend Bethany Weithany, Lethany Woofy McFluffenberger, MD. Ph.D. Esquire, and that's not pretentious at all, ahem, is looking for a cure to the Bethany mutation that the Society of Bethany's began the war with so many years ago. Michelle Spurgeon, Jack the Sleepy, Garrett Henderson twote, Still trapped, but I've stopped asking why. The freezer is. I am. We chill. Son of Defarge, Whiskoteach, Scott A. Snellgrove, Give Peas a Chance, Samalama Ding Dong, Behold Lady Sarah Purr, Whisker Veil, Countess of Wood Hollow, Mistress of the Whispering Pines, and beloved by all creatures small and opinionated. Ricardo Galamba, Kari's Crafty Cloaking Devices, LLC, Hashtag Wee Weevim of Gossamer. Penny the Wonder Dog and Bucky Von Buck Buck, Cherry Applebee, Medium Rare Extra Toasted Bun, Saucy Caesar, Belt, Aspen is a Verge Fanboy, Mick J67, Ava's Favorite My Little Pony Pencil Wants Joe to Slap into a Snim Gym, Mr. and Mrs. Drifter, Representative of the Alaska Midnight Burger Tummy Time Chapter, Nathaniel Lee Industries, Lord Entropy, Bok Bok Motherfucker, The Fay Wanderer, Everybody's Favorite Clown Splotchy, Pinstrike Algorithm, Psycho Queen, Kosher Steak, Gabriel Strife Is Brought to. 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Man Man, Karma Karma Chameleon, Kinran Says Hello, Zoe and Her Army of Mice, Briar Longlost, Daniel, Sammy the Baby Seal, Trixie Belle Dubois, Dr. Bootyologist, the Glutes Doctor, the Hood's Pocket Police are asking for public tips about their stolen station toilet. Currently, they have nothing to go on. Thank you for pressing to your Anglophone emotional support Canadian request will be processed and the order in which it was received. 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Speaker 2:
[96:35] Attention, sign my shovel is loose in Hood's pocket. Lock your door.

Speaker 5:
[96:40] Kay the Flying Penguin honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest. Honestly, this is getting absurd. Truck Stop Sandwich, Indigo Escargot, Love My Captain, Joe Mauma, Wandering Biscuit, Castrif, Aims Affection for Internet Protection, Retro MG, Night Script, Widget the World Watcher wearing a waistcoat and wig. This Lana is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Uhtred and Rose's Viking Void vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing. River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamsoe, Turwin, Scrambled Eggs, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme, and Queen Lancaster. Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucy in Thunderstruck. Oh, my mama. Glorbnar 7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Dueser now identifies as Roman Durge, The Other Adele, Chef Galval, Lea Hall, Sarah May. Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants, LLC, has been named its exclusive provider of logistics services. Silly Willy Bubblebutt, Sierra Not From Arkansas. Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Digital Flu Flossed in Time, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Scholar, Cringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, Cat Named M, Petito Pato, Pallas, Big Mo, Dominic Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever, in every moment I've existed, I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift, The Stone Fox, Sylvia, Juiceton, Papytos, Slap Hower, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do, Brrit words, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Moorman Says What?, Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlin, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man, delivering pipe across the multiverse apparently, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Mr. Trigvy, The Fourth Era, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Von Vega, Dixie Dinah, 7000 Possums, KBS 1017, Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow, Space Pony, Revive, Debbie E., Emma, Mr. and Mrs. Owo, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot Uzi drifting through space, Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Painted Oni, Q-Dell, Pharrell, Emily with Two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblic the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thribble, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, Dee Gritesler, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scoracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Mat Mat Sharkman, Steelo, Bumbling Lilybee, Buffy's Daughter. A quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup. I don't know, I mean forcing someone to drink something twice a month, you know? I mean, it's like, it's probably a violation of some sort of right that I have, right? Panda, Curtis Lillig, Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler, Tristan Stolls, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, yet another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, R. Craft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, the Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lin, Just Irregular Fox, Jeremy Imson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and all the black people in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A. Zeus, Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, the shape-shifting sad girl and her girlfriend say, Joe, you've done it again, Pipluskin and the Pippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, the Kells fights with the Bethanys, Angry Leaf's laser saw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, descendant of the S'Wether Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the delinquent duo, Nauman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake, Max Danger, Security Chief Schatzi, The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle and Billy, Naya Nix Reno, Frankinator, Nordal Bash, Jordan, R1X Belasco, Ryan Rosinski, Average Height, Medium Rage, Audio Monkey, Joe, Team Hafeweizen, Kay. In the mysterious AZ HQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of Mikes, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethanys. Rowan, Thady of the Black and Herald of the Stars, Ariane Can't Manage Normal, Ryan Burnett, the Joyful Nihilist, Dr. Dr. B, Zoprez and the Bumble Army, Growing into My Farm Boots, Super Beth Becomes an RN alongside My Bootsed Up Farm Friend, Geneva Boss, Arkansan, not Arkansawyer, Brothers of the Cosine, Uncivil Gnomes, The Rat Queen Evelyn, Great Lunch Conversation, Captain Scott, Letty Lou.

Speaker 8:
[101:44] He was a shifty one at Nick Howard.

Speaker 5:
[101:46] Kinger Was Here, Bobby Ray Winland Jr., Bebop Be Dabbe Doo Wop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTerps, Big Brother House, This Is Lord Robert Otardis, You Are Live on Channel 4, Please Do Not Swear, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, Zoe Made It, Cody McClure, McHadley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazotte, Jingaloss, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, Hazmatilda, Ditsy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am a Lafe on the Wind, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B., Nobby, Your Friendly Neighborhood Pathologist, Going to Be Lit, Captain Emerald L., Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I Made Biscuits, Skeebo and Fuzzle McBumpernitz, Neelix Tinywolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senatist Teleporting, BRB. The Shanes are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us and it is concerning. Definitely not an android, seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkachev, Capo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Bobena, Fi-Fi Fofaina, Queen Aubrey and Drake, Drake May, May Lover, Tequila Mockingbird, S'Pweather Goose, Dameron the Space Goblin, I So Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I Am Lord Zoltan, Hear Me Roar, Pocket Ghost Max, Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethany's for the whole laser saw car incident. Wes and Heather wonder if Derrick Adair will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katie Kate, Get Your Colonoscopy, Victor Casados, Emily Schmemily, Work From Elvis, Bo-Ho-Go Bye-Bye for Jojo Pogo, that's a no-go, bro. Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baton Lee, Charlie Rudel, Kyle Perino, AK., Sid the Sloth on a Bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the little mermaid and the creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story. Little Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany. This is 2PolarCat, Broadcasting on the Under Signal. Carl, The Teller of Dad Jokes, Skylabs Multi-Dimensional Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Verde Soul, Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngin, Mystic Hippie, Unforkable, Local Marsh Hag, Daniel Nitz, Mavis Bacon's, Pyro's Calling, Joe Swazian, The Wizard Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious, and Introducing Recy Pontiff as the 38th Doctor. Too Many Jans says, things are bad, but we're going to win. Pamela Rosell-Tierra. Then Stina says, Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rodian Caution, Love is for the Neerds. Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash and the Surviving Crew. It's just Tyson now. Caspar needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank. Quote says, Joe is the writer's room. Nasty Dog 74 needs crew for ship. Brown Coats, OK. Awkward Heretic, Devon7777, Troy Aker, Mandy Kane, Northerly K, Lost Basan, you know, the moon prison outside the triad. Kim Sell, Silly Goose Honk Honk, Ad Matha, Astro Unit, Ghost Saber Wolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul Atreides, Mere Tender Creatures, Amanda Short, Chut Brimble, Deidre, Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, No Saguaro, Binbar, Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please, Beastly Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognito Hazard Expunged, Ted Wasinosin, Vyrestria, Theosis the Theologianish, Why Is My Daughter So Feral, Send Help, Fernwood Gal, Nellie G, Twinkle Tots, Gemini Sky, Phantom's Moms, Callison, Hornswoglin Daniel Arthur, It's a, It's a Fucking Dog Rapture, King Humble, We'd Better Ask Dave, Wind Chimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborn-Welsh, Fireball XL5, Mackenzie Duna, Alexa Cabanera, Code Stranger, one bet to bet, ha ha ha ha ha, Matt N, Alfie Riven-Nurham, Momo Nakiki, Freelp, M. 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I'm Ava's evil twin sister, Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendrix the Stink, the Ambergler, Boodles, Osvaldo Simeone, Ashley Chapel Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenestration of Teds, Corinne Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubius Fuzzlebutt, Kay Mac, the Something Something Detective Agency, Hayabuda, Eli the Electrician, Sunny De Anomaly, Charmé, Kayon with Karma, the Wondrous Mathazephon, Hashtag Nissan Acura, Finnegan Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired Pirate Muffin, Steve King Loves Cathy, Laura, Roman Ronan, John Pruitt, Camel Pope, Philomena, Rebecca Trossel, So Good, Many Names, God There Are, Chris from Tacoma, The Real Fairy Godmother, Sir Alphonse Suit Person, Night of Hood's Pocket, Polished Poldrons, Pacing Pine Pats, Protecting Pocket from Sneaky Skull Duggery, Mitzi Lu, Kelsey Home, still Caspar's number one fan, but now armed with a Quantum Spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom. Damien the Goddamn Time Lawyer, Matt Mosby, St. Fu, Harry Fishnuts, Astroniweeb, Magno's the Civil Gnome. Welcome everybody, I'm Hyda Lahn and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pierini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weaselaf, Virgo Aries Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q. Choi, a bug named Nat, Cici Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, All Coconator, Ron Was Here, Magic Pony, Robert Oliveri, Often Wrong Dan, Jess Gioia, Killer Odd, Dr. Punt Gusha Esquire of the Shreveport Punt Gusha's Esquire. Creator 67, Murbate of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, Incorrigible Ross, SCRB Mark 11, Eric A. Rayborn, Maggie's Yarm, Stu, Enthanomaly, Megan Mighty, Haunt, Purple Saline, Three Legs Are Perfectly Good, Drew and LA, Anomalous Death to PSL Vandal, Fuck Ice, Captain Blep, Ryan, Evie Power, Terry, PJ Says What, Amelia Lucero, et al. 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