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Speaker 1:
[00:01] Hey, it's Andy Cohen here with this week's chapter of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. The high highs and low lows of my life as a daddy to two kids and dozens of housewives. Joining me as always is my pal, John Hill.

Speaker 2:
[00:17] Hey, John.

Speaker 3:
[00:18] Buenos dias.

Speaker 1:
[00:20] Buenos dias. Buenas tardes. I recapped my trip to Chicago. I set the Strucker record. I set the Strucker straight. My feud with Sarah Michelle Gellar was not a feud, but it was a feud. We discussed sleeping with someone with a busted face, ditching Liza's audio book, Kristi Noem's big-titted husband, the West and Amanda situation, and a whole lot more. This is Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast.

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Speaker 1:
[02:03] Monday, March 30th, 2026.

Speaker 6:
[02:06] Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 2:
[02:11] It's Monday morning.

Speaker 1:
[02:13] It is gorgeous outside.

Speaker 3:
[02:14] Gorgeous, not wearing a jacket.

Speaker 1:
[02:15] Oh, I'm wearing a light spring jacket.

Speaker 6:
[02:19] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[02:20] Oh, it is gorgeous out. And I just had the funniest exchange with John. The show was starting and I turned to him.

Speaker 6:
[02:28] I go, he was putting his headphones on. I go, ready to hear all about my weekend.

Speaker 1:
[02:36] He gave me a look and he goes, yep. And he put his headphones on.

Speaker 6:
[02:42] You had to be there, but I will be chuckling about it all day.

Speaker 3:
[02:46] On the way to work today, I was like, you know what? We're going to hear about vitamins. We're going to hear about who know TSA, your experience at the airport.

Speaker 1:
[02:56] Scott, thank you very much. Scott got our toasties today. Now, did Scott get you coffee?

Speaker 3:
[03:03] That's part of the order now.

Speaker 1:
[03:04] Oh, wow. Scott, any troubles at toasty's?

Speaker 7:
[03:08] No troubles at all. I love toasty's. Those are my folks and I was happy to go.

Speaker 2:
[03:11] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[03:11] Did you get yourself something?

Speaker 7:
[03:13] I didn't actually, but maybe.

Speaker 2:
[03:15] I'm wondering if there's a universe in which, well, because Jordan now, Jordan's gone this week. That's why Scott's getting the toasty's. Maybe this is becoming part of Scott's job. Yeah, I kind of feel like this might.

Speaker 3:
[03:28] Yeah, you did it so well.

Speaker 1:
[03:29] Because we found out last week that Jordan is kind of Scott's boss.

Speaker 6:
[03:33] Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2:
[03:34] So now Jordan might be like, you know what? That worked well, Scott.

Speaker 3:
[03:38] Well, it would be an situation of delegating.

Speaker 6:
[03:43] Yes.

Speaker 7:
[03:43] I was afraid that this might happen.

Speaker 1:
[03:45] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[03:46] Well, you executed it too well.

Speaker 1:
[03:48] Yeah. You know what the problem was where you didn't do yourself any favors when you just said toasty's is my place, they're my people.

Speaker 8:
[03:56] It's like, oh, well, if that's your place, then guess what?

Speaker 7:
[04:00] The main reason you should work there, that Jordan gets it is because she comes in at that time. So she just scoots into toasty's and then comes out. I'm already here. I've been here since early this morning. So I had to go back out.

Speaker 1:
[04:10] What time do you get in?

Speaker 7:
[04:11] Usually like 730. I like to get in real early, you know, prepare for the morning just in case there's any train delays. You know, I don't want to be rushing in.

Speaker 9:
[04:19] OK.

Speaker 1:
[04:20] Well, now we're in the weeds.

Speaker 6:
[04:21] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[04:22] Well, now we're hearing about Scott's week.

Speaker 7:
[04:23] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3:
[04:25] Let's go back to Andy.

Speaker 6:
[04:26] Yes, Radio Andy.

Speaker 1:
[04:28] It was AC2 in Chicago this weekend. And so Anderson and I were meant to fly at around noon or one on Friday. I did this thing Friday night. I hung out with with Palomine and John Mayer. And I did this thing Friday night where I went to bed at 1130 without having packed because I was like Friday morning, I'm going to wake up, I'm going to pack. I'll take the kids to school, pack and go to the airport. Never a good idea. And also I had arranged a greeter so that TSA was not going to be an issue on Friday. Well, in the middle of the night, 3 a.m., my phone was off. But if you call someone on FaceTime, it overrides the phone ring.

Speaker 8:
[05:21] I didn't know that.

Speaker 1:
[05:23] I didn't know that, or at least that's what happened. And here's Anderson FaceTiming me to tell me that our plane has been canceled. The only flight we could get out on to Chicago, and we had a show Friday night, and we absolutely had to get there, was at 7:30 a.m. He's like, get in your car at 5.30.

Speaker 3:
[05:43] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[05:44] And because now we have no greeter, so it's every man for himself at TSA.

Speaker 3:
[05:49] For the people who don't know, what is a greeter?

Speaker 1:
[05:50] A greeter is someone that you can hire to take you through security quickly.

Speaker 3:
[05:55] How much does that cost?

Speaker 1:
[05:57] I don't know because I was writing it off to AC2, and the times I've had it in the past.

Speaker 3:
[06:03] I'm just curious, like a ballpark.

Speaker 6:
[06:05] Could I do it?

Speaker 1:
[06:07] I think it's like, yeah, you can do it.

Speaker 6:
[06:09] I mean, anybody can do it.

Speaker 3:
[06:10] But like how, like 10 grand?

Speaker 1:
[06:12] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll find out. I think it's like 500 bucks or maybe, maybe it's more.

Speaker 6:
[06:19] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[06:19] It has to be more.

Speaker 1:
[06:20] Okay, we'll find out.

Speaker 3:
[06:21] Wouldn't all these people be getting greeters then? Like it's only 500. It's gotta be like-

Speaker 1:
[06:25] Only 500. I mean, it seems pretty expensive.

Speaker 3:
[06:29] Anyway, you got a greeter, you got one.

Speaker 2:
[06:31] We got one, but it was canceled. No, we didn't.

Speaker 1:
[06:34] So now I'm like texting my nanny saying, I need you to come in. Can I send you a car?

Speaker 6:
[06:41] Because I'm like, yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1:
[06:44] I have to leave my children.

Speaker 3:
[06:45] And you're not packed?

Speaker 1:
[06:46] And I'm not packed. I'm running around packing at 3 a.m. The bottom line is to make a very long story short.

Speaker 3:
[06:51] You didn't sleep.

Speaker 1:
[06:52] I was, I never slept. I got those three hours of sleep. I was able to get my nanny by the squeak of time.

Speaker 3:
[06:59] Thank God that it overrode the phone being off.

Speaker 1:
[07:02] Thank God.

Speaker 3:
[07:03] Thank God Anderson saw that it was canceled.

Speaker 1:
[07:06] How did, like, he's, I don't know. Yes, he's bionic. He responds to news events. I don't know. So I was, yes.

Speaker 6:
[07:16] Yeah. Anyway, so what did you pack?

Speaker 1:
[07:19] You threw stuff in a bag, threw stuff in a bag, got to the airport, got the name. And he made it, nick of time, went to the airport, and now it's Bedlam at LaGuardia on Friday morning. I just get in this line, the lines were so long. So I got in a TSA pre-check line, which I wasn't sure if it was pre-checked. And then Anderson's like, I'm in clear, I'm in clear, I'm in the clear line. Now I find clear very hit or miss. Sometimes it really helps. Sometimes it absolutely doesn't. Well, guess what? I got through my line in 12 minutes. Anderson's clear line took him over an hour. Now he was, so I then go to the gate. No, I have a lady take me in a cart to the gate.

Speaker 3:
[08:12] Oh, you're one of those people.

Speaker 1:
[08:14] No, I will do it, but you just tip, they'll take anybody. You just tip them. And so I tipped the gal, and I go, do you know who Anderson Cooper is? And she goes, I thought you were Anderson Cooper. I go, no, but I said, I understand what you think. And I go, he is going to come down that escalator you picked me up at. I said, he's going to be close to missing his flight. Can you please wait over there for him? And here's a little something extra. So I texted Anderson, I go, I got a cart lady waiting for you.

Speaker 3:
[08:42] Cart lady.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] I go to the gate. Now I'm boarding the plane.

Speaker 3:
[08:48] Oh, and he's still not there?

Speaker 1:
[08:49] Oh yeah, no, he's still in the clear line. He's texting me and he's like, it's really bad. I'm worried. I say to the lady at the gate, do you know who Anderson Cooper is? And she said, no.

Speaker 3:
[09:02] No.

Speaker 1:
[09:03] And I was like, okay, forget it. So I go in the thing.

Speaker 3:
[09:08] In the plane?

Speaker 1:
[09:09] I go in the plane, the thing. Don't you know that the gay flight attendant in first class, he was like, well hello Mr. Cohen. And I go, hi. I go, my old man grumpy partner, Anderson Cooper, is stuck in TSA. I go in pre-check, I go in whatever. I said, I'm really worried. He has to be on the plane. Now this hot pilot overheard me and he turned and he clocked me and he kind of gave me a little bit of a wink or a nod. I was like, okay. So then the gay flight attendant comes up like 10, 10 minutes later and Anderson's like, I'm nearing the front, whatever. I go, when are you closing the doors? He goes, we are not going to close the doors without Mr. Cooper. I go, okay. So then I was like, I don't know how that's happening. So then Anderson texted. He goes, I'm on with the, I'm, he goes, I'm in the cart. He said the lady waited for me.

Speaker 2:
[10:04] I go, okay, he got in, in the nick of time, but thank you, cart lady. That worked out well.

Speaker 3:
[10:12] Now, this was American, right?

Speaker 1:
[10:15] I'm trying to even remember, no, Delta.

Speaker 3:
[10:17] If you're, if you are like in with Delta, you usually get facial recognition, bio markers. You don't have to do clear or TSA. You walk straight to the separate window. They look at your face and you skip everyone.

Speaker 1:
[10:27] Well, guess what? It was, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[10:30] You need to do it.

Speaker 1:
[10:33] Anyway, there was a guy behind us snoring so loudly. The whole flight, I was like, Oh my God, this is dreadful. I was actually starting to feel once I got on the plane, I was like feeling the edible that I had taken the night before because also I was, I had not slept. I had not slept. So I was just a wreck and I get to the hotel and I did that. You know how Dorinda used to say that every day at three or four o'clock, she gets like fully undressed and gets in her bed and takes a full nap? Well, I got to my hotel. I got fully undressed. I got in my bed. I closed the shades. By the way, do you know a hack? I just found this out. None of the shades in hotels close. They won't meet in the middle and the stuff comes in. You get a hanger from the closet and they have those things.

Speaker 8:
[11:34] Clips for pants.

Speaker 2:
[11:36] You clip the thing shut. Clip, clip.

Speaker 3:
[11:39] Did you think of that on your own or did it? I clawed to tell you.

Speaker 1:
[11:42] No, a friend told me. A friend told me.

Speaker 3:
[11:44] Doug Buden says that a greeter through American for that he's gotten a couple of times for his mom was 350 each way through Biz and First Class. That's a deal.

Speaker 6:
[11:52] That's worth it.

Speaker 1:
[11:54] I don't know why you would need to do that. I mean, security, usually, if we're not in shutdown.

Speaker 3:
[11:59] He did it for his mom.

Speaker 1:
[12:01] Anyway, yes, I do it for my mom, too, actually. I, of course, was only able to get like an hour of sleep. I was like, I'm going to sleep till 2 in the afternoon right now. Well, that did not happen. Our shows were so great. We had so much fun. We sold out the Chicago Theater both nights. So that was about 7,000 seats. The crowd was absolutely electric, exciting. My sister was there Friday night. My uncle Stanley and cousin Jody were there Friday night. It was really great. We had great questions. Someone got up on Friday night and asked about our relationship.

Speaker 3:
[12:45] Our relationship.

Speaker 1:
[12:47] Yours and mine.

Speaker 3:
[12:48] What was the question? What did you say?

Speaker 1:
[12:49] He was like, I can't remember the question, but it was really about how we got to the place that we're in and were we always in this place? And and then someone Friday night and asked and he said, I want to know for both of you, what's your favorite nut?

Speaker 3:
[13:13] Oh, that's a great question. What is your favorite?

Speaker 1:
[13:15] Well, Anderson's Anderson's like, don't get me near a walnut. But he was like, one of the superfood brand shoe. He likes, I don't know. I said pistachios, almond and cashew. And then I said, my favorite nut is usually my next nut. Yeah. And then someone got up the next night and asked, are your nut preferences still the same? And I go, my favorite nut is my next nut. And Anderson goes, have you been working on that line? I go, I said it last night. He's like, oh, I didn't hear you. I'm like, do I exist in your world that you don't hear me? Anyway, Saturday was so fun. Oh, and Nick and Anthony and Danny. I saw that. I saw that while you were there. That was super fun, Anthony, from here. And we, oh God, we had drinks after the, after the meet and greet on Friday night in the lobby of the Ritz where they were staying. This drunk gal came up who would not leave us. And she was like, wanted me to discover her. She was like, I mean, I'm, look at me. Like, I'm like, yeah, I'm looking at you.

Speaker 3:
[14:30] Yeah, I see it.

Speaker 6:
[14:31] Yeah, I see it.

Speaker 2:
[14:32] She's like, give me your info.

Speaker 1:
[14:34] I want to talk to you.

Speaker 3:
[14:35] Excuse me.

Speaker 2:
[14:35] I go DM me.

Speaker 1:
[14:36] She goes, well, that's, you're not. I go, DM me. She's like, no, I want your info. I'm like, DM me.

Speaker 3:
[14:45] DM me and GDMO.

Speaker 1:
[14:46] And then Anthony gave her his, I go, yeah, this is my guy. Take his info.

Speaker 2:
[14:52] And then she acted the next day, like, nice to meet you. Like nothing happened.

Speaker 1:
[14:56] No, she like reached out to Anthony as though, anyway. That was funny. Saturday, I did sleep really late. I wanted to go to the No Kings March. I instead did a little retail therapy. And I love that all the mega people can say about the No Kids Things Kings March is like, everybody was ugly at that march.

Speaker 3:
[15:24] I don't know about, is that what they're saying? My favorite one was I would rather sit shotgun in a car with Tiger Woods and go to a No Kings March on threads. And I just always say, well, fucking be my guest. Get in there, the sooner the better, bitch.

Speaker 1:
[15:39] I had a great shopping day on Saturday. I need a little retail therapy.

Speaker 3:
[15:43] What'd you get?

Speaker 1:
[15:45] Oh my God, I got some slippers at Laura Piano and or they're like outside, I don't know. They're like fancy Berks kind of. I could wear them to bring Ben to school. I also got a top there, like a little knit sweater. And then I got a pair of boots at Ferragamo, which I had shipped, it was good. I got a pair of pants at J. Crew, which I'm wearing right now. Our Saturday show was outstanding. Austin Kroll came, he was backstage, he broke a mug backstage. They got us a huge cake, the Chicago Theater, that was like, congratulations on two sold out weekends. But like no one that came back, and then Connie's Pizza sent us pizza. Thank you, Radio Andy listener. But they bring us this big cake. Oh, and Nerds, which is based in Chicago, brought me tons of Nerds, which was amazing. But this cake, I got really codependent, because I'm like, we have this huge cake, and no one who was in our green room ate it.

Speaker 3:
[16:50] I would have eaten it.

Speaker 1:
[16:51] And Anderson had a little piece, I had a little piece. So then I cut a few pieces, and I threw them in the garbage to make it look like people ate the cake.

Speaker 3:
[16:58] Is this sign of codependency though?

Speaker 1:
[17:00] Yeah, I've said I was feeling very codependent. I didn't want them to feel bad.

Speaker 2:
[17:04] I was like, oh, we all love the cake. Look.

Speaker 3:
[17:07] Like they always say, like if you're at dinner and you hate your food and you didn't eat it, and they come at you, and you're like, was anything wrong? And you say, no, I'm just not hungry when you hated it. And then they'll say, do you want to box it up? And sometimes I go, yes. And then I throw it in the trash. But you could just be like, I didn't like it.

Speaker 1:
[17:21] I cut it up. When people, when the chef brings me like, here, here's raw whatever, it's a specialty. I like cut it up and put it on a bunch of plates and hide it under the bread. Yeah, I definitely do that.

Speaker 2:
[17:35] Anyway, oh, Austin got up.

Speaker 1:
[17:36] I go, Austin, you got to ask a question. I go, you know, ask a question. So he got up and asked, Shag Mary kill Craig Austin chef, which is always a great question, but even funnier when he delivers it. And that was, so I said, Shag Craig, Mary Austin kill Shab. But I said, I'm marrying you just because you're here. So I might have.

Speaker 2:
[18:05] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:07] Yeah. Yeah. Actually, maybe I didn't marry him because he was there. Who knows? Shab is just funny. I like them all.

Speaker 6:
[18:13] That's hilarious. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[18:16] But this was amazing. We had such good meet and greets. I met so many Radio Andy listeners and some of whom we had spoken to on the radio.

Speaker 3:
[18:31] Yeah. A lot of people said they were going to go.

Speaker 1:
[18:33] Absolutely.

Speaker 3:
[18:35] I met anybody we know, like Susanna from Idaho. Did she drive in?

Speaker 2:
[18:39] Well, no.

Speaker 3:
[18:40] She was scissoring in Mexico.

Speaker 1:
[18:43] I got my phone is.

Speaker 3:
[18:47] Oh, is it frozen?

Speaker 1:
[18:49] No, it's doing that thing where it transcribes everything I'm saying.

Speaker 2:
[18:56] Oh, God. I'm like, Oh, my God. Anyway, so no, I met the woman who adopted the daughter from Asia after a couple months. The single mom she called in the other day and the daughter is so beautiful.

Speaker 1:
[19:11] And it's clear this woman is such a good mom. And I met the daughter and the daughter brought her there was so great. And but this was the amazing thing. A Radio Andy listener brought a chain that you could put around. It's a chain like a tag for a kitty cat or a little girl.

Speaker 2:
[19:36] And it says Larry on it.

Speaker 6:
[19:38] It's engraved and it says Larry because Lucy's been pretending to be Larry the cat.

Speaker 2:
[19:44] And on the other hand, it says, I am property Lucy Cohen for Larry the cat.

Speaker 1:
[19:50] But then I was thinking, oh my God, that is so cute. I'm going to give it to Lucy for her birthday. But then I'm like, I'm playing into this idea that she thinks she's a cat.

Speaker 6:
[20:01] You don't want ever.

Speaker 3:
[20:02] It's like, this is her moment.

Speaker 1:
[20:04] So no, here's what I think I'm going to do. I think I'm going to get a stuffed cat and I'm going to put it around this stuffed cat. And I'm going to be like, look, it's Larry the cat.

Speaker 3:
[20:15] Like punch the monkey.

Speaker 1:
[20:16] And it's property of Lucy Cohen. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[20:18] It can be her comfort.

Speaker 1:
[20:20] I feel a little better about that.

Speaker 3:
[20:24] That's a nice gift.

Speaker 1:
[20:26] And then we went to Side Tracks on Friday night.

Speaker 3:
[20:30] Did you? Did you go to Steamworks?

Speaker 1:
[20:31] No, I did not. I would have liked to. We went to Side Tracks. And the gay guys in Chicago are so nice.

Speaker 3:
[20:38] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[20:39] And so many people came over and said, I just want to say hello. And I like your show. And shook my hand and walked away. I'm like, are you elegant kings? I mean, it was amazing.

Speaker 3:
[20:51] That was lovely. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] So nice. And then I stayed out late, barely got any sleep. And then here I was on the plane yesterday. I slept the entire way. John, I think I snored.

Speaker 3:
[21:05] You know what? You probably did. When you're so tired.

Speaker 1:
[21:08] But here I was ridiculing the guy snoring behind Ben and I. It's crazy. Now I got home. I got home. Ben was so psyched to see me. Lucy was taking a nap. Ben goes, I go, let's go to the playground. He goes, let's bring the soccer ball. I kicked a soccer ball with Ben in the playground yesterday for like two hours. I had the best time.

Speaker 3:
[21:31] It was a great day yesterday for that.

Speaker 1:
[21:32] It was awesome. And I was gonna look, I was standing there, I was like, I should see if John wants to like wander over. And then I was like, you know what? Get off your phone. Just focus on Ben, whatever. I will say, and we've got John Hamm coming up in 10 minutes. He's gonna be here live.

Speaker 2:
[21:50] I was stunned.

Speaker 1:
[21:52] And you were here when I talked about it. I was stunned at the amount of pickup that the alleged feud I'm in was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Speaker 3:
[22:02] This was a lot.

Speaker 1:
[22:03] Anderson's like, are you in a feud with Buffy?

Speaker 3:
[22:06] It really riled up the Queens.

Speaker 1:
[22:08] It was so stupid.

Speaker 3:
[22:13] I really heard all about it.

Speaker 2:
[22:15] You did?

Speaker 8:
[22:17] Why from the Queens who are like, where was the lie?

Speaker 2:
[22:21] Bad Reveals is boring.

Speaker 8:
[22:23] There was a little of that.

Speaker 3:
[22:26] The way it was clipped, made it seem like it was you were shitting on her, but you were saying like, why, about like, I was annoyed that Sirius released the video and put out this video when it was in my studio.

Speaker 1:
[22:43] That's all.

Speaker 3:
[22:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[22:45] And ultimately, by the way, I was also just griping, you know, I'm looking for things.

Speaker 3:
[22:51] You love Sarah Michelle Gellar is the end of that story.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] So she texted me, she goes, I just read on TMZ, we're in a fight. Oh, we're in a huge feud. I go, we have to go on Kelly's show to squash the beef.

Speaker 2:
[23:04] Like it was so.

Speaker 3:
[23:05] If those queens would have listened to the show when she was on, it was a love fest. And I felt like, wow, these are two best friends. I'm left out.

Speaker 1:
[23:11] And I guess my point about Beverly Hills is, I think some shows have a different rhythm.

Speaker 3:
[23:16] By the way, I started watching it as we discussed last night. Oh. Now I'm in the Italy trip. Right. Yeah. I like to jump in late in the game, and like let the season get warm.

Speaker 1:
[23:28] But I think it's a fun watch. I really do.

Speaker 3:
[23:31] It's gorgeous. It's beautifully shot. I'm definitely, God, Rachel Zoe is a queen.

Speaker 1:
[23:36] She's amazing.

Speaker 3:
[23:37] She's a queen and a star. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:
[23:38] She's so amazing. Tuesday, March 31st, 2026.

Speaker 2:
[23:47] Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 6:
[23:48] Mandy Cohen in New York, here with John Hill.

Speaker 2:
[23:52] Hey John.

Speaker 3:
[23:53] Good morning.

Speaker 6:
[23:54] Morning.

Speaker 1:
[23:55] How's it going?

Speaker 3:
[23:57] It's going great. I have to say it's going very well. I'm going to Mexico City this week in LA.

Speaker 6:
[24:07] Looking forward to it. Very nice.

Speaker 1:
[24:10] I'm picking the kids up and going to a snowless Aspen, Colorado.

Speaker 6:
[24:15] Nice.

Speaker 1:
[24:16] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[24:17] That'll be fun. We went to a snowless Aspen once.

Speaker 1:
[24:20] Yeah, we did. We were there in the summer. Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 3:
[24:23] I love Aspen. We saw a Carrot Top in a t-shirt store there once.

Speaker 1:
[24:27] Did you? When we were there?

Speaker 8:
[24:32] Would you do it with Carrot?

Speaker 1:
[24:33] Is there any point in Carrot Top's life that you would have done it with him?

Speaker 3:
[24:37] Unfortunately, yes. Really?

Speaker 1:
[24:40] Like when he was all roided out?

Speaker 8:
[24:41] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[24:42] Really?

Speaker 6:
[24:42] Do you like that?

Speaker 1:
[24:44] Do you like a roided out guy?

Speaker 3:
[24:46] There's something about it that is like how I would assume straight guys look at like a stripper with fake tits.

Speaker 2:
[24:54] Okay.

Speaker 8:
[24:55] There's a look that's like, oh, this could be crazy or fun.

Speaker 2:
[24:58] Well, that's how I feel about, yeah, I mean, that's how I feel about kind of like male exotic dancers.

Speaker 1:
[25:05] It's like a stripper, yeah, with tits.

Speaker 8:
[25:07] Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[25:09] Okay. I get that.

Speaker 3:
[25:10] You know, in Carrot Top, listen, yeah, I probably would have.

Speaker 1:
[25:14] Right.

Speaker 2:
[25:15] Okay. I mean, the face.

Speaker 3:
[25:18] It's challenging, but I could have done it. And I think-

Speaker 1:
[25:23] What is your general feeling about doing it with someone with a super hot body and a busted face?

Speaker 3:
[25:28] I don't do it.

Speaker 1:
[25:29] I'll still do it.

Speaker 3:
[25:31] I will if I, listen, I'm actually pretty forgiving.

Speaker 1:
[25:36] About the face.

Speaker 6:
[25:38] Yeah, but like, I mean, I think sometimes a busted face makes you more attractive.

Speaker 3:
[25:43] I agree. That's why I dated you.

Speaker 1:
[25:46] Yeah. I'll take that.

Speaker 3:
[25:48] No, I think like, if somebody has a cool personality-

Speaker 1:
[25:50] Yeah, I know, but a lot of people date me for my body.

Speaker 6:
[25:52] That's right.

Speaker 8:
[25:53] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[25:54] Totally.

Speaker 3:
[25:55] I think if somebody has a cool personality, a good sense of humor, they are hot to me.

Speaker 1:
[25:59] I just want to find someone with like an old bones, bag of bones fetish. And it's like, oh, you're my guy. I like old bags of bones.

Speaker 3:
[26:08] It's funny because as I'm getting older, I realize, like the people who come for me, I'm like, what are you, are you into old? Are you-

Speaker 6:
[26:16] What do you mean come for you?

Speaker 3:
[26:18] Yeah, like the people who kid on me-

Speaker 8:
[26:19] Oh, you mean the people that are presenting your-

Speaker 3:
[26:21] I've had a couple who are like, oh, I'm so into older men. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1:
[26:25] Right. That's, that gives me glee.

Speaker 8:
[26:28] Yeah, I bet.

Speaker 1:
[26:29] That people are putting you in that box. Well, people have been putting me in that box for 20 something years because also I've been old for a little time.

Speaker 3:
[26:36] I just never liked an old man when I was younger.

Speaker 1:
[26:38] But I always had gray hair.

Speaker 3:
[26:39] But these guys, they like-

Speaker 1:
[26:40] Yeah, people like-

Speaker 3:
[26:41] Are really into it.

Speaker 1:
[26:42] You know what? Yes.

Speaker 3:
[26:44] And there are some guys I'm too young for. Wow. Some of these younger guys like an old man.

Speaker 1:
[26:50] Right.

Speaker 3:
[26:50] Like an old, which that gives me hope.

Speaker 1:
[26:52] Right. I was at the playground the other day. I was, you know, you go to these playgrounds and-

Speaker 3:
[27:00] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[27:01] No. Well, I'm telling you. You go to these playgrounds and it's like, oh, we ran into like this kid from his class. And so now I'm sitting on a bench with a dad who's this kid's dad. And we only know each other through seeing, you know, at kid events. But, you know, you wind up sitting there on a bench with someone and you have very deep conversations that can go-

Speaker 3:
[27:23] I'm sure.

Speaker 1:
[27:24] All different directions. But one of the-

Speaker 3:
[27:26] It's existential things. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:28] One of the side conversations that I was having with this guy, which I didn't... This gentleman told me now, I don't eat beets. So I wouldn't know this. Do you eat beets?

Speaker 3:
[27:38] They're very good for you. They feed your blood.

Speaker 1:
[27:40] That's not the question. Do you eat them?

Speaker 3:
[27:43] If they're prepared correctly. I don't like a raw beet.

Speaker 6:
[27:46] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[27:47] I like a beet that's slightly dressed or presented with some sort of-

Speaker 6:
[27:50] You like a beet beet. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:52] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[27:52] I like it to be beet.

Speaker 1:
[27:53] Well, this gentleman told me that when you eat beets, your pee becomes pink or red.

Speaker 3:
[27:59] I don't know about every single person. Some people's urine is not affected by things like asparagus.

Speaker 1:
[28:04] But you've heard this?

Speaker 3:
[28:05] I have heard that.

Speaker 1:
[28:05] Wow. I didn't know that.

Speaker 3:
[28:07] You got to eat a lot of beets, I think.

Speaker 2:
[28:08] Scott, have you heard that about beets?

Speaker 6:
[28:10] I have not.

Speaker 3:
[28:11] And also, I mean, I would double check that. I've never noticed that my pee has been pink or anything.

Speaker 1:
[28:16] If Jordan was here, I would have her ask Claude, but she's not here.

Speaker 6:
[28:21] So.

Speaker 3:
[28:22] No, she's not.

Speaker 6:
[28:23] I know.

Speaker 3:
[28:23] I think pee, like red pee is never good.

Speaker 7:
[28:29] According to Google AI, yes, consuming beets can turn your urine pink or red.

Speaker 6:
[28:33] Wow.

Speaker 7:
[28:33] A harmless temporary condition known as beetoria. What is it?

Speaker 3:
[28:37] Beetoria.

Speaker 1:
[28:38] Beetoria.

Speaker 3:
[28:39] That's a beautiful name for a young lady.

Speaker 1:
[28:42] Beetoria.

Speaker 3:
[28:42] Have you met my daughter, Beetoria?

Speaker 2:
[28:44] Queen Beetoria.

Speaker 3:
[28:46] Otherwise known as red piss.

Speaker 2:
[28:51] Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:
[28:54] I had to, I was at said playground and speaking of red beetoria, I really had to go and I was like, okay. And I said to the other dad, I go, look, I got to run and pee. I'll be right back because the bathrooms at the playground were out of order, of course. And so I raced to my old building that I used to live at and there is, I've told you about that bathroom off the side of where the doorman is that I used to use like several times a week. Well, I just did what I did when I lived in the building. I raced in, I looked at who was at the desk.

Speaker 6:
[29:37] I go, I gotta pee.

Speaker 2:
[29:40] He's like, hey, man. I went in and then I came out.

Speaker 1:
[29:43] I was like, do I have any packages? Just for old times sake, it's kind of sweet. Then we gossiped about building stuff. Then I left, but I mean, the bathroom, my new building, I have a doorman and there is a bathroom by the doorman. They've just finished construction of it before I moved in. They like just built it. I love it. I feel like it's my bathroom. I feel like I live there. I'm like, hey guys, here I go.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] This is my spot.

Speaker 1:
[30:12] I don't know if other people in the building use it or what, but I love those bathrooms.

Speaker 6:
[30:18] Anyway.

Speaker 3:
[30:20] I was standing outside my gym waiting for my friends to go to our little party. This guy came up and he's like, hi, I work for the city. Can I ask you some questions about scaffolding? I was like, okay, sure. I said, I don't think I have any feelings about scaffolding. And he interviewed me for like eight minutes about it.

Speaker 1:
[30:37] Wow. I like doing those surveys that can help things. You know?

Speaker 3:
[30:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[30:44] I like it. Tomorrow night is Passover, the first night.

Speaker 3:
[30:49] Oh, muzzle.

Speaker 1:
[30:50] Thank you. Ben is, he's practicing, you know, the youngest member at the Seder table asks what are called the four questions.

Speaker 2:
[31:01] And Ben is gonna be...

Speaker 3:
[31:03] And is one of the four questions, where's Elijah?

Speaker 2:
[31:06] No.

Speaker 3:
[31:06] Oh, you save a seat for her.

Speaker 1:
[31:08] You save, you leave the door cracked open.

Speaker 3:
[31:10] Leave the door cracked open.

Speaker 1:
[31:11] Yes, for Elijah. So he's gonna be doing that. And I just know that I'm going to be just in tears from it.

Speaker 8:
[31:20] I think it's going to be very sweet.

Speaker 6:
[31:22] It's tomorrow night.

Speaker 3:
[31:25] I love going to those dinners with you.

Speaker 1:
[31:26] He's practicing. So fun. I feel like the listening to... I don't think I can listen to the Liza Minnelli book anymore.

Speaker 2:
[31:38] Really?

Speaker 1:
[31:39] Yeah, I just find the AI too sloppy and upsetting. And I just think it's so weird. I listened... I took the subway out of here the other day after we got off the air and I was like, let me get back in this.

Speaker 2:
[31:54] Between the getting, fighting, going, singing, dancing, no Gs in the book. It is so weird. Burning and then the mama, papa, mama, papa, mama, papa.

Speaker 3:
[32:12] It's because it's all one. There's no dynamics, there's no levels.

Speaker 2:
[32:15] It's one intonation.

Speaker 3:
[32:17] She says the same energy is given to, and then mama was slicing her wrist, slicing and bleeding and bumping and dumping it. Yes. To like, then I got a job. You know what I mean? It's all the same. There's no humanity to it because it is a robot.

Speaker 1:
[32:32] So I think... So now...

Speaker 3:
[32:34] I say we burn it. Let's burn every book.

Speaker 1:
[32:36] Nick or Anthony was saying that they listen to it at one and a half speed or two speed.

Speaker 3:
[32:41] I'm listening to it on one and a half. It's almost worse, but I'm getting through it and I just want to get through it.

Speaker 1:
[32:46] I feel like what I might do is brace yourself, read it with my eyes.

Speaker 3:
[32:54] Well, I read every night now.

Speaker 6:
[32:57] Really?

Speaker 1:
[32:58] Are you reading anything good?

Speaker 3:
[33:00] I am. This book, Recursion by Blake Crouch. And then I'm going to read My Husband's Wife.

Speaker 6:
[33:07] What is that?

Speaker 3:
[33:07] It's a thriller.

Speaker 6:
[33:08] Oh.

Speaker 3:
[33:09] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[33:10] I used to.

Speaker 3:
[33:10] Before bed, I just have to train my brain to remember what it's like to actually process words on a page instead of listening or reading even on a Kindle. Like I want to read a book just for my soul's sake.

Speaker 2:
[33:21] Good.

Speaker 3:
[33:22] Every night. Even if it's just for five minutes, I make sure I do it. It's the last thing I do before I go to sleep.

Speaker 1:
[33:25] Good. That is very good.

Speaker 3:
[33:27] No screens, no nothing.

Speaker 1:
[33:29] I need to, I got to get into that.

Speaker 3:
[33:32] Well, you keep your phone by the bed, right?

Speaker 1:
[33:35] I mean, yes, I do.

Speaker 3:
[33:37] Okay, so I think you, instead of turning your phone off, like you had it the other night, put your entire phone in the bathroom and leave it on. And the alarm wakes you up and makes you go in there.

Speaker 1:
[33:48] I know, but what if the phone rings? I'll hear it ringing from the other room.

Speaker 3:
[33:52] Then go get it. But like, don't have it near you in the room. Make your bedroom a sacred chamber of no technology.

Speaker 1:
[34:00] You know what?

Speaker 3:
[34:02] The one place, you need a cocoon.

Speaker 1:
[34:04] You're right.

Speaker 3:
[34:04] A sanctuary of no screens. Just do it.

Speaker 1:
[34:07] Because also I get woken up anyway.

Speaker 3:
[34:09] Of course.

Speaker 2:
[34:10] And by the way, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[34:12] You'll hear it. I promise you, you'll hear it.

Speaker 2:
[34:14] No, but I don't need it.

Speaker 3:
[34:16] Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1:
[34:17] I don't need it.

Speaker 3:
[34:17] It's tempting to grab it and look at it. And now I don't look at that shit first thing in the morning anymore. Gotta protect your soul.

Speaker 1:
[34:25] Would you believe I have to go back to the eye doctor today and get my eyes dilated?

Speaker 3:
[34:29] Would you get to see that hot man?

Speaker 1:
[34:31] He's on vacation this week.

Speaker 3:
[34:33] Where? Mykonos?

Speaker 6:
[34:34] No.

Speaker 3:
[34:37] Fort Lauderdale?

Speaker 6:
[34:38] No, I don't know where he is. PV.? Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3:
[34:42] Well, find out.

Speaker 6:
[34:43] I'll find out.

Speaker 3:
[34:45] I want her location.

Speaker 6:
[34:46] I know.

Speaker 1:
[34:48] No, I'm done talking about the hot doctor.

Speaker 3:
[34:50] Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I'm not.

Speaker 1:
[34:54] We can talk about it off air.

Speaker 3:
[34:57] I love that. I love hearing about a hot doctor, but okay, we'll move on.

Speaker 6:
[35:00] Me too.

Speaker 3:
[35:02] I have a hot doctor.

Speaker 1:
[35:03] Let's get into listener mail.

Speaker 3:
[35:05] Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2:
[35:06] Listener mail, listener mail.

Speaker 3:
[35:09] Wendy from Chicago. I went to AC2 Saturday night and you looked amazing. I had no idea where you find the time to work out that housewives montage was elite. Is it shared anywhere? Whoever put it together should get a raise. My face literally hurt from smiling.

Speaker 1:
[35:22] Zara.

Speaker 3:
[35:23] Zara, is it available anywhere? No. No, you got to come to the show to see it. Exactly. Michael in Chicago. Andy, let's face it, you're a dog person. It's clear from the sound of your voice that you don't want a cat. Stop trying to please everyone else and forget this idea. As a fellow person allergic to cats, try to acclimate to a cat is difficult, uncomfortable and doesn't always work. Listen to your gut and also to your nanny and consider a dog. I thought it said hog. I'm sure Ben and Lucy would love a dog as much as a cat. Well, dog, I mean, little puppy.

Speaker 6:
[35:56] Listener mail, listener mail.

Speaker 3:
[35:58] Michelle B in Toronto, Canada. I'm going to have to paraphrase this. This is very long. Hi Andy, long time fan. I listen every day, just re-listen to Andy Cohen Diaries on a flight. I couldn't believe the change in your voice. Callers have mentioned multiple times, voice has become more gravelly. Please go get your throat checked. Might be from overuse. It could be potentially something more serious. Okay, and then her mom had a horrible situation that looks like. Let's go to the next one. This isn't fun. Get your voice checked out. John, this is from John. If you saw Liza at the Glada Awards recently, you would know there is no way she could read an entire book out loud. You have no way, absolutely not. Because also I was gonna say, you have recorded many books on tape and you have, everyone who does it that I know has written a book and had to read it says it is painstaking.

Speaker 6:
[36:44] It is excruciating.

Speaker 3:
[36:45] Yeah. Sandy, poor Lucy trying to exist in a Ben and Ben and Ben world.

Speaker 6:
[36:52] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[36:52] Okay.

Speaker 6:
[36:53] You know what? You don't know. You know what, it just, I totally get it.

Speaker 3:
[37:01] Ben has more going on. She's, you know.

Speaker 1:
[37:04] Trust me.

Speaker 3:
[37:05] Got less going on.

Speaker 1:
[37:06] No, she's got ballet today. Yesterday she had gymnastics. She has activities every day. Trust me, she's got a lot going on.

Speaker 3:
[37:15] Okay. Rick from Dundalk. The caller who called in on Wednesday's show to say that Andy needs a speechwriter pissed me off. It'd be like telling William Shakespeare to get a ghostwriter. It would be like having to tell Andy Warhol to rewrite his book to tone it down. When will John write his memoir? I'm working on one.

Speaker 1:
[37:32] John has written a few books that are very good.

Speaker 3:
[37:36] I have a really great one that you're going to like.

Speaker 6:
[37:39] Go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[37:40] Christian from Massachusetts. I was just listening to the Tuesday show when you guys were talking about the JT video. I have a couple of thoughts. John, I can't believe with your commenting on the video you had no comment on the horrible woman who was with him. Oh, I didn't see this part. Other than the joke he attempted to make that fell flat, I thought he was very well behaved for someone who's clearly plastered, but that woman was a nightmare. She should have been given a sobriety test before being allowed to drive away. I did not see a woman in the clip. As a person who had a DUI, I agree, you're fair game. I can only speak for myself on this, but when I got it 20 years ago, it scared me straight. You're a subject to any and all ridicule when it comes to it. I was impressed when he was slapped. Basically the same penalty I received being famous, I figured he would just walk away with nothing but a slap on the wrist. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[38:22] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[38:23] It's a serious thing. It's like, yeah. Rachel Handler, just wondering if Andy, if you're ever going to bring back your Instagram lives that you would do spontaneously on Saturday nights.

Speaker 1:
[38:34] You know.

Speaker 3:
[38:36] If you're drunken bored.

Speaker 1:
[38:38] Right, maybe.

Speaker 6:
[38:39] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[38:40] Chris from South Carolina. One, first, I was on the last Whisper Wednesday, a caller admitted that he stole Sandra Bernhard's tambourine at one of her shows and ultimately returned it. I've been wondering whether you shared that story with Sandra. If so, what was the response? If not, I would love to hear a response next time she's on. Two, I know that you think you sound like Austin Kroll because of your raspy voices, but please, oh please, stop doing the Madison bit. You actually just did it again as I'm listening live right now. The first few times it's a bit cute, but now it's getting too much. Maybe let's move on to another awesome one.

Speaker 8:
[39:11] I don't do it that much.

Speaker 3:
[39:12] Well, listen, you do stuff, you overdo it, like with Louise Mandrell, with the cats. You know, but that's your charm.

Speaker 1:
[39:19] I haven't been doing anything with cats. Oh, you mean meowing?

Speaker 2:
[39:23] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[39:24] Kels Bells, Almost a Housewife, 2009. I just adore you both and listen to you and the Smith sisters every day. Could you please recommend a good airplane book? You read more than most people and have great taste. So hopefully you want my me asking. Thanks for the recommendation. Yes, God of the Woods and Project CalMerry and Long Island Compromise and My Husband's Wife and Recursion.

Speaker 1:
[39:50] My husband's wife sounds like the name of a porn.

Speaker 2:
[39:52] I know, because by the way, there was one called My Sister's Husband, which is a whole different name.

Speaker 3:
[39:59] Oh, also, Cal's Bell's Read Heated Rivalry, shit. Yeah. Go for it. Charles from Miami, for nearly two weeks, you hyped up the recent episode of Summer House as Kyle's worst moment on the radio and watched Rapunzel Live, watched the entire episode.

Speaker 1:
[40:09] Excuse me, I mentioned two separate times, I was like, yeah, bad, you know, it was Kyle's worst episode.

Speaker 3:
[40:15] Awaiting on this epic meltdown for just another typical Kyle moment. Oftentimes you hype up shows or episodes only for them to fall flat. I can't count how many seasons, blah, blah, blah. I know it's part of what you do, but I'm beginning to lose faith in your opinions.

Speaker 1:
[40:26] Ooh, Charles. Well, listen, it was, what I was refer, I was shocked when he was in the bathroom and he said to her, you're F you, you F-ing dumb shit, I think he said. And I was just like, if anyone ever spoke to, I don't know. And I was shocked by her reaction to it.

Speaker 3:
[40:51] Brad, hey Andy, didn't you say your eye doctor was married? You said you met him and his wife out somewhere and you said I'm your husband's favorite patient.

Speaker 2:
[40:58] Dermo, Dermo.

Speaker 3:
[40:59] And you said, also do you think SJP will have plans to write an autobiography ever? Love to hear about her career from Andy to Square Pegs and Footloose to Sex and the City. Thanks.

Speaker 1:
[41:09] I don't know if she would.

Speaker 3:
[41:11] She should.

Speaker 1:
[41:12] She definitely should.

Speaker 3:
[41:13] It would be so epic. It would be so good. What a good story.

Speaker 1:
[41:23] Back with more from this week's Daddy Diaries after this.

Speaker 10:
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Speaker 3:
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Speaker 9:
[43:46] Hey everyone, it's me Morgan Stewart and I have a new podcast called The Morgan Stewart Show. Join me each week as I talk about pop culture, fashion, my personal life, and just a warning, I'm going to be giving my opinion on everything. I'll also have some really fun guests to join in on the fun. The Morgan Stewart Show is out now. Listen and follow wherever you get your podcasts or watch full video on YouTube.

Speaker 5:
[44:09] Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.

Speaker 6:
[44:12] Hi, John.

Speaker 3:
[44:13] Hi. Just got to open my iced coffee real quick.

Speaker 6:
[44:15] Oh, open her up.

Speaker 3:
[44:16] It's been open me up. It's been a morning.

Speaker 1:
[44:18] It's been a morning for me. I got TMZ'd at Ben's school.

Speaker 8:
[44:22] No.

Speaker 2:
[44:23] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[44:24] Like.

Speaker 3:
[44:25] Were you wearing this suit though, because you look good.

Speaker 1:
[44:26] Yeah, I was.

Speaker 3:
[44:27] Okay. Thank God.

Speaker 1:
[44:28] Like, all right, TMZ. Like, can I drop my kid off before we get into this?

Speaker 3:
[44:37] They were ambushing you about Summer House?

Speaker 1:
[44:39] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[44:40] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[44:41] I had to run up to the eye doctor this morning, which is on 65th and Park.

Speaker 3:
[44:45] You should just move in.

Speaker 1:
[44:47] I've been there already. They had to measure the pressure in my eye. Then I had to come here. Scott, do you want to talk about my toasties now?

Speaker 3:
[44:57] Oh, my God. What happened?

Speaker 7:
[44:59] Let's talk about it.

Speaker 3:
[45:00] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[45:01] So the order is, and I just want to reiterate how much I appreciate you getting my order. What have you been told that the order is?

Speaker 7:
[45:11] Here, let me look it up because I haven't.

Speaker 3:
[45:13] Scooped out onion bagel, egg white.

Speaker 1:
[45:14] Thank you.

Speaker 7:
[45:15] The funny thing is, is when I call it, I said I'm calling for Jordan because they know her back there. And she was like, oh, I got the order. And I was like, can you repeat it back to me? I just want to make sure it's correct. She repeated it back to me. I swear she repeated it back to the correct order.

Speaker 1:
[45:27] Did she say scooped out?

Speaker 3:
[45:29] Scooped out, onion bagel.

Speaker 7:
[45:31] All right.

Speaker 2:
[45:31] So all good.

Speaker 7:
[45:33] It wasn't scooped out?

Speaker 1:
[45:34] No.

Speaker 7:
[45:34] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[45:35] Well. Mine is perfect.

Speaker 7:
[45:37] Okay. Thank you for-

Speaker 3:
[45:39] Well, I see that you had no trouble eating it.

Speaker 1:
[45:42] Yeah, I was starving because I've been running all over town and dodging TMZ all morning.

Speaker 3:
[45:47] You need your energy to talk about this tea.

Speaker 1:
[45:49] Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[45:50] I have tea. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[45:55] Well, I heard from a lot of people. I heard from people I hadn't spoken to in years.

Speaker 1:
[45:59] Really?

Speaker 3:
[46:00] And I was the last to know. I didn't hear these rumors before. I'm like not-

Speaker 1:
[46:04] You hadn't heard these rumors before? Wow.

Speaker 3:
[46:08] I know. Well, maybe I had and I didn't care.

Speaker 2:
[46:11] Let me say this.

Speaker 1:
[46:15] I will say that I saw a lot of conspiracy theories online yesterday that I somehow knew about this.

Speaker 3:
[46:22] Did you?

Speaker 1:
[46:23] I did not. I really feel for Sierra.

Speaker 3:
[46:29] Of course.

Speaker 1:
[46:30] I was surprised by the statement. I was surprised by what it said.

Speaker 3:
[46:35] Or what it didn't say.

Speaker 1:
[46:36] I was surprised by what it didn't say. I have so many questions and the reunion is coming up. And boy, do I have a lot of questions.

Speaker 3:
[46:52] When is the reunion?

Speaker 1:
[46:53] It's in a few weeks. I will say this. I do think it's worth reminding everybody, all the passionate fans of the show, that these are real people involved. And so these are real people involved.

Speaker 3:
[47:11] Right.

Speaker 6:
[47:12] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[47:14] What?

Speaker 3:
[47:15] Yeah, they are. Listen, you sign up for a reality show, you sign up for the pylon sometimes. If you're going to play like this.

Speaker 1:
[47:22] I understand.

Speaker 3:
[47:23] I'm just saying. If you're going to play in people's faces of beloved other people on the show.

Speaker 1:
[47:27] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[47:28] Well.

Speaker 3:
[47:28] I'm not saying anybody needs to be doxed or threatened or in danger.

Speaker 2:
[47:32] Okay. Well, that's kind of what I'm...

Speaker 3:
[47:33] But I think they can be...

Speaker 2:
[47:35] That's what I... Okay.

Speaker 1:
[47:36] Well, then...

Speaker 3:
[47:36] Threaded.

Speaker 1:
[47:37] There's a middle ground.

Speaker 2:
[47:38] You can thread.

Speaker 1:
[47:40] But just know these are real people who are dealing with a lot.

Speaker 11:
[47:43] Right.

Speaker 3:
[47:44] A real, sometimes dumb people.

Speaker 1:
[47:47] But, yeah, I really feel for Sierra, that picture of her yesterday. And, you know, even talking to John Hamm last night on Watch What Happens Live.

Speaker 3:
[47:58] I saw that.

Speaker 1:
[47:58] She had said to her on the Your Friends, like, how are you? She said, I've been better. I mean, oh man.

Speaker 3:
[48:03] Well, she's a star.

Speaker 1:
[48:04] I just, well, she is a star.

Speaker 3:
[48:06] Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[48:06] And then you watch last night's episode and she's buying a house.

Speaker 3:
[48:10] I mean, I didn't see those other two on Traders ever.

Speaker 1:
[48:15] Anyway, so more to come on this conversation. More to come. Now, can I talk about my favorite story on the planet?

Speaker 3:
[48:29] Tickle bitties.

Speaker 2:
[48:30] Fucking Kristi Noem.

Speaker 1:
[48:34] The nastiest bitch in the planet. Kristi Noem is, I hope you are having the day and the week and the month that you deserve to have you vile, vile woman. And by the way, I do think it's important, much as I said, these are real people involved. I don't want to kink shame.

Speaker 3:
[48:59] No, no, no.

Speaker 1:
[49:00] Husband of hers.

Speaker 3:
[49:02] Go off.

Speaker 2:
[49:02] You know, where are your tits?

Speaker 8:
[49:03] Put your tits on.

Speaker 2:
[49:05] Be my big titted bitch.

Speaker 3:
[49:08] Jumbo's clown room.

Speaker 2:
[49:08] If that's what you want to be. If you want John Hill, you know what?

Speaker 3:
[49:11] Motorboat me.

Speaker 1:
[49:12] I have an open invitation to the husband of Kristi Noem.

Speaker 3:
[49:18] I've talked about my desire for tits so many times.

Speaker 1:
[49:20] Come to Studio 10.

Speaker 3:
[49:22] I love tits.

Speaker 2:
[49:23] Let John and I motor. We will treat you like the bitch that you want us to treat you like.

Speaker 3:
[49:30] Slap them around.

Speaker 1:
[49:31] Absolutely.

Speaker 3:
[49:32] My God. Absolutely. Having a big titty fetish is so fascinating. It's amazing that someone has something interesting going on. She's just a basic ass bitch.

Speaker 1:
[49:43] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[49:44] She's just a rotten person. At least he's wearing tits. That's great.

Speaker 1:
[49:47] I just love it that it's always the people who are moralizing. To everybody else about right and wrong and right and wrong.

Speaker 3:
[50:00] Yeah. This should be simple. People call me like, well, why are you? You hate all conservatives. No, you don't. Like my dad taught me early on, if someone's bragging about their family values and their Christianity and bragging about it, they are wearing tits at home on webcam. He didn't say it like that, but.

Speaker 1:
[50:16] Right.

Speaker 3:
[50:18] They're juggling tits.

Speaker 1:
[50:20] Kristi Noem.

Speaker 3:
[50:22] They hate trance and on trance day of visibility. By the way, we hate.

Speaker 2:
[50:26] On trance day of visibility, but it's not.

Speaker 3:
[50:28] We can't, like, that's not the point.

Speaker 2:
[50:30] I know, but I had to make the point a lot yesterday.

Speaker 1:
[50:34] I really did have to make the point a lot yesterday.

Speaker 3:
[50:36] For people who don't know the nuance, a man dressing up in women's clothes might seem like the same thing, but it's really.

Speaker 1:
[50:41] It's really a cross dresser, right?

Speaker 3:
[50:44] I mean, I don't really know what it is for him, but I think it certainly looks like it. I love his facial expression when he's looking into the webcam, and do you think he made the tits wonky on purpose? One nipple up here, one over here?

Speaker 1:
[50:55] Yeah, they were lopsided titties.

Speaker 3:
[50:56] I think that's part of it. I think he wants a natural, unnatural nipple, asymmetrical. They're just shoved, they're so big, they're shoved in here and they barely fit because I'm such a slutty big titted slut. I love it.

Speaker 1:
[51:13] I, and fuck Kristi Noem, could not believe it because then The Daily Mail came out first and I was like hitting a paywall and then the New York Post started going in. I was like, oh, this is, this is real. This ain't just a Daily Mail thing.

Speaker 3:
[51:32] I think they don't care that, I think they're like, you know what, give the people the big titty story. I think they're dealing with such disgusting things behind closed doors. This is nothing to them. They're like, oh yeah, well, Kristi's husband wears big tits, just throw that out there today.

Speaker 1:
[51:44] And she had an affair with that Corey Lewandowski.

Speaker 3:
[51:47] Yeah, cause she probably doesn't like big tits.

Speaker 1:
[51:50] All right. Wow.

Speaker 3:
[51:53] Him sitting behind her at that hearing just recently where she ate ass so horribly and fell in her face. Was he thinking like, are the pictures of my tits gonna come out? Cause you have to know they're coming out.

Speaker 1:
[52:04] You have to know.

Speaker 3:
[52:05] If you wear tits on the webcam, you need to understand, it will surface.

Speaker 1:
[52:10] The tits are coming out.

Speaker 3:
[52:11] They're coming out. All the tits coming out for a public affair.

Speaker 2:
[52:16] All the tits coming out for a public affair.

Speaker 3:
[52:20] Oh my God. I love it. I want every, I want it to last forever.

Speaker 2:
[52:24] I want it to last forever.

Speaker 1:
[52:26] I think I'm going to have to post about it on threads every day. I just, I absolutely love it. It's so fun.

Speaker 3:
[52:36] I love it.

Speaker 2:
[52:37] And she is asking.

Speaker 3:
[52:38] Did he order them from like the drag store?

Speaker 2:
[52:42] Did he make them?

Speaker 1:
[52:42] He's asking for privacy.

Speaker 8:
[52:44] She's asking for privacy for her family.

Speaker 2:
[52:47] Whereas she, after her ICE agents murdered those people, she was like, yeah, sorry, those families deserve it. You know what, Kristi?

Speaker 3:
[52:57] Yeah, fuck you, you deserve it.

Speaker 1:
[52:58] Enjoy.

Speaker 3:
[52:58] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[52:59] Enjoy, Kristi.

Speaker 3:
[53:01] No, no, no. There will be no like, oh, please respect. Like don't, don't embarrass. You deserve, you kill your dog. You deserve. This is easy. Making fun of tits. That's nothing.

Speaker 2:
[53:10] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[53:11] To what I'd like to do to you.

Speaker 1:
[53:12] You go talk to your friends at CPAC.

Speaker 3:
[53:14] That dog is up there in heaven, doing the best.

Speaker 2:
[53:18] Business.

Speaker 3:
[53:19] He is letting her have it down here. Karma.

Speaker 1:
[53:22] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[53:23] Yeah. You shot me. I'm going to give your husband big tits and show the world.

Speaker 1:
[53:26] Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[53:29] What a rotten, nasty, ugly lady. And I'm talking about Kristi, not him.

Speaker 1:
[53:36] I haven't seen the second episode of The Comeback, where she goes on Trader's Abuse.

Speaker 3:
[53:42] Is it out yet?

Speaker 1:
[53:43] Yeah, I think it came out.

Speaker 3:
[53:44] Did you know that Jack O'Brien is in the show?

Speaker 1:
[53:47] Jack O'Brien, who directed Hairspray? Yes. No, I didn't know that.

Speaker 6:
[53:50] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[53:51] What does he do?

Speaker 3:
[53:51] He is so good.

Speaker 1:
[53:53] Really?

Speaker 6:
[53:54] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[53:54] Wait, hold on.

Speaker 1:
[53:55] Is that Jack O'Brien, who is the old hair stylist who she runs into?

Speaker 2:
[53:59] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[54:00] Does she wind up hiring him as her hair stylist?

Speaker 3:
[54:03] I don't know. No spoilers here.

Speaker 1:
[54:05] Okay. Oh, really?

Speaker 3:
[54:08] Oh, that's really... He's so good. It was his acting debut. It makes so much sense that they would get the best director of the American theater to be an actor in their show. And he's so good with like dramaturgy.

Speaker 1:
[54:21] You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[54:22] Having that person on set is so brilliant. He's such a good actor, too.

Speaker 1:
[54:26] Right. Wow. I, yeah, I will, I'm excited about episode two. I'm excited to see Val on the come, on Traders. I mean, forget it. Forget it.

Speaker 3:
[54:42] I would like, see this thing, I would like a whole season about her on Traders. I would like a whole season about her on Chicago.

Speaker 1:
[54:46] I know.

Speaker 3:
[54:47] These are big deals.

Speaker 2:
[54:49] They are, but I love it that they're sprinkling them in.

Speaker 3:
[54:53] Yeah, no, you know, it's an embarrassment of riches.

Speaker 1:
[54:56] It really is.

Speaker 6:
[54:57] It is so smart.

Speaker 1:
[55:00] Um, oh my gosh, you and I were talking a little, so tomorrow is Rhode Island Housewife premiere. Tonight is the Valley premiere. There's a lot going on.

Speaker 3:
[55:11] There is a lot going on.

Speaker 1:
[55:14] Ooh, there's a lot going on. I feel very discombobulated.

Speaker 3:
[55:19] Well, how was the pressure in your ball?

Speaker 1:
[55:21] It's better. The pressure in my eye is better. Got to see my handsome...

Speaker 3:
[55:28] I wasn't going to bring it up. You said you didn't want to talk about it anymore.

Speaker 1:
[55:30] My handsome protege, eye doctor this morning.

Speaker 3:
[55:32] Any thoughts?

Speaker 1:
[55:33] First thing, any thoughts on him for you?

Speaker 3:
[55:37] I don't know. Any thoughts?

Speaker 6:
[55:39] No.

Speaker 1:
[55:42] No.

Speaker 3:
[55:42] Is he seeing anybody?

Speaker 6:
[55:44] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[55:45] That means yes. Is this... Now, did you put on facial beat to go around town? Your skin looks great.

Speaker 6:
[55:52] No.

Speaker 1:
[55:55] I have some tanning.

Speaker 3:
[55:56] Yeah. Well, you exfoliated or you blended it well because I'm not seeing any poop smears.

Speaker 1:
[56:01] Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[56:02] Thank you, poop smears.

Speaker 3:
[56:04] You're glowing.

Speaker 6:
[56:04] Oh my God, you're crazy.

Speaker 1:
[56:07] So tomorrow we leave for spring break. I thought all the mess at the TSA was over, but it's very much done.

Speaker 3:
[56:15] That's what I said to you yesterday and you're like, it's over. They told me to get there five hours today, which would mean right now.

Speaker 1:
[56:21] I'm going with my children tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6:
[56:23] Like what?

Speaker 3:
[56:26] Do you think I'll be okay with three hours before my flight to Mexico? Yes, I absolutely do.

Speaker 1:
[56:30] Yeah, without question.

Speaker 6:
[56:31] Right.

Speaker 1:
[56:31] Yes, without question.

Speaker 6:
[56:33] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[56:34] I'm not checking a bag.

Speaker 1:
[56:35] Everything is such a mess right now in this country. I just I can't believe the chaos. I can believe it. But it's just incredible how much it's hurting the people. Like living in this country, we are faced with this bullshit of the ineffectiveness of our government. It's quite incredible.

Speaker 3:
[57:00] But at least Kamala Harris isn't president, because if that would have happened, then the transgenders would come and chop off your kids' dicks and stuff.

Speaker 1:
[57:07] And we would be at war. Oh, right. We're at war anyway.

Speaker 3:
[57:11] Yeah. At least at least there's that.

Speaker 2:
[57:15] Right.

Speaker 1:
[57:18] All right. Well, the phone lines are lit up. I guess we should get into it. Mary from Long Island.

Speaker 12:
[57:27] Hi, Andy. I just wanted to comment on the Summer House fiasco. First, I agree nobody should be threatened, obviously, and you're real people, but you have to have an opinion on how reprehensible this is. Right. I mean, you're family with West and you haven't spoken to him.

Speaker 13:
[57:41] Are you just going to be waiting for the reunion?

Speaker 1:
[57:44] Um, I will say any... Um, I will say they're, you know, look, I'm not... Here's what you need to know about this. I am not an executive producer of this show. I am not... I'm really the host of Watch What Happens Live. I will really be probably dealing with everybody on the show and on the reunion, you know. I don't produce this show. I don't have a stake in this. My, you know, I'm thinking about Sarah.

Speaker 3:
[58:18] But I think she's saying like you talk about going to dinner with these guys a lot.

Speaker 1:
[58:21] No, I've never, I've gone, I went to dinner with the guys of Summer House. I met them for a burger after a reunion two years ago. So...

Speaker 12:
[58:30] But didn't you just recently hang out with Wes?

Speaker 1:
[58:32] I mean, you've been in a lot of relationships with him. Yes, I ran into Wes at Corner Bistro a few weeks ago, yes.

Speaker 3:
[58:39] Was he solo or was he with other people?

Speaker 14:
[58:41] Aren't you blown away by this? Aren't you just disgusted by the whole situation? I am.

Speaker 1:
[58:45] Yes, I am blown away by it. I definitely am. I definitely am. Yes.

Speaker 12:
[58:51] Well, it should be a good reunion, but it would be nice to hear like they just blew up their whole lives for what?

Speaker 1:
[58:59] That's one of the questions, isn't it?

Speaker 12:
[59:03] Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I mean, King Sierra, she's going to hopefully she's getting the ariana.

Speaker 1:
[59:08] Yeah. I mean, she was she was already on the carpet at the Oscars. She was on the car. So I mean, she is she's riding a star that she's been riding for a while. So that star will continue to ascend. There's no question about that.

Speaker 12:
[59:30] And how dare they make me feel bad for Kyle.

Speaker 1:
[59:33] That is a surprising offshoot, isn't it?

Speaker 15:
[59:37] Yeah, I just can't believe that this is all exploded.

Speaker 12:
[59:40] And we just started liking West again.

Speaker 3:
[59:42] Yeah, I just kind of came around.

Speaker 1:
[59:46] Thanks, Mary. Whitney, what's up?

Speaker 16:
[59:50] Hey, it's Whitney from Westchester with the baby. I'm having trouble mothering during this. Oh, like, OK, so I'm feeling like West is not getting the same amount of scrutiny as I don't know if you guys are as Amanda.

Speaker 1:
[60:07] Oh, you think Amanda is getting more scrutiny?

Speaker 16:
[60:11] Yeah, because of the Sierra connection.

Speaker 2:
[60:14] Well, I think they both are.

Speaker 1:
[60:16] I think that the you know, it's clear from the show that Amanda and Sierra are good buddies and look, I think they're both getting tons of scrutiny.

Speaker 16:
[60:31] I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[60:33] I mean, like I said before, I was I was surprised by that statement. I was surprised by what it said. I was surprised by what it didn't say.

Speaker 16:
[60:40] What it didn't say.

Speaker 17:
[60:41] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[60:42] It's so in regards to Sierra.

Speaker 16:
[60:46] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 17:
[60:47] Yeah.

Speaker 16:
[60:48] Yeah. And I love seeing like Hannah Berner entering the chat and all these other people that. Yeah, it's wild. Andy, how do you go about your day when this stuff is happening?

Speaker 1:
[61:00] Well, again, I'm not a producer of Summer House.

Speaker 2:
[61:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[61:04] It is a little jarring to drop my child off at school and have TMZ be there to ask me about this. And again, I'm just, I'm, you know, if you're looking for hot takes on this, I'm probably not your guy.

Speaker 16:
[61:27] No, no, I know. I know. No, I need space, actually. But I decided to call it.

Speaker 1:
[61:33] Yes. Yes. Good.

Speaker 2:
[61:35] Good. We'll go.

Speaker 16:
[61:35] I love you guys.

Speaker 1:
[61:36] You're your child is your biggest priority, of course.

Speaker 16:
[61:40] I know. No, he is. He is. But all right. Love you guys. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[61:44] Love you.

Speaker 3:
[61:44] Thank you.

Speaker 2:
[61:45] Bye.

Speaker 1:
[61:47] OK. Who do we have next? Sarah in Florida.

Speaker 6:
[61:56] Hey, Sarah.

Speaker 18:
[61:58] Hi.

Speaker 12:
[61:59] I'd say good morning, but it's certainly not one. Do you, Andy, in retrospect, looking back when Sarah and Amanda were on Watch What Happens Live Together earlier in the season, did you feel like is there any like weird body language from Amanda? Because Sarah was gushing about Wes's butt at one point. Was there any like, like I want to go back and watch that now with fresh eyes.

Speaker 18:
[62:22] But in the moment, looking like, did you see anything?

Speaker 1:
[62:25] Nothing that I can, nothing that I can recall.

Speaker 16:
[62:36] People are, people are going back and watching these things.

Speaker 3:
[62:41] And they're kind of taking a fine tooth comb to these appearances and things like that. And it just, you know, for me, reeks of self denial. Maybe, I don't know what they were thinking like, well, maybe this will turn out okay. Like I think they were just avoidant and in denial and not honest with themselves about what they were doing and their bad behavior, bad actions.

Speaker 1:
[63:00] Right, right.

Speaker 12:
[63:03] Yeah, cause apparently it was going on before the Super Bowl, but Sierra was at the Super Bowl with West. So there's just a lot of, like it's really, really mess. I think in my opinion, a bigger betrayal than Scandival.

Speaker 3:
[63:18] My driving force in life, I'm so afraid of being embarrassed that I think that prevents me from making big, huge public mistakes a lot of times. Like, but West seems to not worry about that.

Speaker 18:
[63:31] I'm burdened by anxiety apparently.

Speaker 3:
[63:33] Like, I'll just do this. And if I get humiliated, that'll be okay. Like, I don't understand going through life like that. And I don't know, maybe I should.

Speaker 1:
[63:42] Um, well, thank you very much. Let's go to Stephanie in Alabama.

Speaker 13:
[63:51] Hey, Andy. I totally am in dissent of all everyone. I think you love who you love and that happens. And I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Sierra had her chance and they fell in love. Kyle and Amanda were done.

Speaker 18:
[64:10] Sorry.

Speaker 3:
[64:11] That's one way of looking at it. But I think one of the issues is, say that happened, perfect world scenario, oopsie, we fell in love. If it were me and that were a tough situation, I would have gone to Sierra first and said, honey, I have something shocking to tell you. I don't know how to explain this, but we have fallen in love. Our first priority is you and making sure that you're respected. And they said, oh, you know what? Fuck her. Right. She'll find out like the rest of the world. I just think it's still disrespectful. I agree with you. Yes.

Speaker 13:
[64:43] It is disrespectful in that sense, but I'm sorry. I don't agree with Ariana Maddox being so famous because she got cheated on. She was the cheater to begin with with Tom Sandoval. What makes her better?

Speaker 6:
[64:58] Okay. Well, listen, that I don't want to re-litigate.

Speaker 13:
[65:02] Sorry, that's just my opinion in it. You all made her special for being a cheater when she was a cheater. So anyways, I hope Amanda and Wes will have the best.

Speaker 6:
[65:12] Okay.

Speaker 17:
[65:13] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[65:14] Elaine from St. Louis.

Speaker 15:
[65:15] Hey, I know you were mentioning that you've only socially been with Wes a few times, but I did see you at the St. Louis hockey game with Wes and his family.

Speaker 17:
[65:26] Clock it.

Speaker 3:
[65:26] Clock her T.

Speaker 15:
[65:28] And I just hope that you understand that the women feel that Wes is just not a good person. He has treated Sarah poorly. I doubt he stays with Amanda. This will probably break up by summer. And I just feel like he deserves to be drilled down on.

Speaker 3:
[65:54] Elaine, yes.

Speaker 1:
[65:57] I have no question that he will get drilled down on at the reunion.

Speaker 15:
[66:01] OK, I hope so, because I feel like you have a friendship with him.

Speaker 2:
[66:06] Well, I like all of them.

Speaker 1:
[66:08] And, you know, I will say that I liked Tom Sandoval before all this happened, too. And we had a reunion. And I will say, Tom Sandoval got drilled down by everybody in that entire room. So, excuse me.

Speaker 15:
[66:26] Well, I have no doubt that you will. I'm just saying that looking at from a woman's standpoint and a man's standpoint are different because socially, I totally get that you're friendly with them. But he has been terrible.

Speaker 1:
[66:42] I'm not arguing with you right now.

Speaker 15:
[66:45] I agree. Andy, thank you for all the shows that you do produce. And I love Bravo. I love you and thank you again.

Speaker 6:
[66:54] Thanks so much.

Speaker 1:
[66:56] Chris from St. Louis.

Speaker 19:
[66:58] Hi, you know what? I'm sorry, but I, good morning, gentlemen. I'm on Wes's side.

Speaker 6:
[67:02] Wow.

Speaker 19:
[67:03] Sierra, and I am, I'm sorry, I love Sierra. She's as cute as a bug, sweet as candy, but she thought this way about him this season. Why did she not tell him, let's give it another shot? I really have feelings for you.

Speaker 1:
[67:15] Well, I think that the other thing is we don't know what happened after the season wrapped. We haven't seen the rest of the season. There's a lot to be seen and heard from, so we don't have a sense of that.

Speaker 15:
[67:26] That is correct up to this point.

Speaker 1:
[67:28] Yes.

Speaker 19:
[67:28] I'm feeling west of side, I'm feeling you're a nurse, you need a doctor, you want a suit and tie guy, you want a commitment, go on the Bachelorette. She's playing, she's going to play the victim way too much on this.

Speaker 8:
[67:38] Oh, okay.

Speaker 19:
[67:40] Sorry, that's the way I feel.

Speaker 6:
[67:42] All right.

Speaker 1:
[67:43] Okay. Thank you so much. Lisa in Connecticut.

Speaker 18:
[67:46] So I just had a quick question. I wanted to get your news media perspective, why they would drop it in the middle of the day when everyone's at their desk, the day of their show, so six hours they're going to get a huge rating, and then one to two weeks before the reunion, unless they're not contractually obligated to go and their PR people are saying, do this, everyone will hate you and you don't have to show up. I was like, who are these PR people? Why wouldn't they bury the lead on Easter morning or, you know, sometimes like a very, it seems like very selfish of them to drop it. Then like, oh, now we're going to be in the news even more.

Speaker 1:
[68:21] I have no idea.

Speaker 18:
[68:22] I'm going to get from your PR.

Speaker 1:
[68:23] Yeah, I have no idea about the timing. They did it on their own. It's their story to tell.

Speaker 3:
[68:31] And the vibe to me was that it wasn't strategized.

Speaker 1:
[68:35] Yeah.

Speaker 18:
[68:35] I feel like who are these people they pay?

Speaker 1:
[68:37] Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[68:38] I don't know.

Speaker 18:
[68:40] And then everyone wants to know what the feeding chart's going to be.

Speaker 1:
[68:42] Yeah, well, I think you have a little bit of an idea. All right.

Speaker 6:
[68:46] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[68:47] Jennifer in Nashville.

Speaker 17:
[68:49] So I wanted to follow up on a previous caller that said, on behalf of all women, we stand with Ciara. That is absolutely not true. Oh, boy.

Speaker 15:
[68:58] Yeah. No.

Speaker 17:
[68:59] Go West. Ciara, she was done with the M&L. I think she wants to act like she's upset.

Speaker 2:
[69:04] Well, again, it's not don't know.

Speaker 1:
[69:08] First of all, it's it's you're also dealing with her friend who is the woman involved in this.

Speaker 3:
[69:17] Yeah, it's a disrespect.

Speaker 1:
[69:18] And you also don't know what her relationship or conversations have been with either of them beyond what you've seen on the show to this point. So I think there's a lot that we don't know.

Speaker 3:
[69:32] And there's a world of discourse that is happening that a lot of people aren't seeing. I think like in this situation, listen to black creators, black bravo, people who have takes who are dissecting this stuff. And then your mind might be expanded.

Speaker 1:
[69:45] Well, you know, or rewatch the episode from two weeks ago where she talked about the feedback that she gets from the black community about why are you allowing these white guys to play you and then watch what's happening now. So, I mean, I think you can even just listen to their dialogue and then start to transport yourself into what's happening now and think, oh, well, this is interesting. I hadn't thought about it that way.

Speaker 3:
[70:15] Yeah. And unless you listen to that stuff, you don't know. And I think I'm not the one to speak on it, but it was, it's kind of like, you know, she, Sierra was treated, Sierra was treated like a something to be one and a trophy and not respected as much.

Speaker 1:
[70:28] Right.

Speaker 3:
[70:28] There's just a different treatment.

Speaker 17:
[70:30] I agree. I agree. And I did listen to Smith Sisters this morning talking about that as well. But it's just not, everybody hates Wes. Right.

Speaker 1:
[70:38] Well, listen, two things can be true. Two things can be true. Yes. Yes. Well, that's also what I was kind of trying to remind people at the beginning of this. I was like, these are real people and it's complicated.

Speaker 3:
[70:51] It's complicated.

Speaker 1:
[70:51] It's very complicated.

Speaker 17:
[70:54] Yeah, I agree. Thank you. I love you guys.

Speaker 1:
[70:55] Thanks, Gail, from Boston.

Speaker 14:
[70:58] I was going to talk to you about you showing your Starbucks cup in two.

Speaker 18:
[71:03] My Starbucks cup.

Speaker 14:
[71:05] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:07] Yeah, my Starbucks.

Speaker 18:
[71:09] Yeah.

Speaker 14:
[71:10] But I changed my mind listening to people talking because if you're treated like a man has been treated for years and someone pays attention to you, you just fall. Believe me. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:24] Interesting.

Speaker 18:
[71:24] It's not right.

Speaker 14:
[71:25] No one says it's right. But I think she probably told Sierra way before.

Speaker 1:
[71:33] Well, this we don't know, but I think your first point is very interesting.

Speaker 3:
[71:38] People fall in love. That's not the crime here. I'm sure people do fall in love. It happens. It's how you handle your behavior around a tough situation that speaks about your character.

Speaker 1:
[71:51] And regarding to why I drink Starbucks, it's because it is so over caffeinated.

Speaker 3:
[71:56] It's a corporate show.

Speaker 1:
[71:57] No, it is so over. They put so much caffeine in the tea. I can't drink coffee anymore that it it gives me the high that I need. I'm chasing a high.

Speaker 3:
[72:11] And you just won't do coffee because you know it's like 50 times.

Speaker 1:
[72:14] No, I can't drink coffee.

Speaker 3:
[72:15] Why is that?

Speaker 1:
[72:16] I seem to be like allergic to the caffeine in coffee.

Speaker 7:
[72:19] I get crazy.

Speaker 1:
[72:20] I get very dizzy. I get very dizzy.

Speaker 3:
[72:24] I believe you.

Speaker 1:
[72:25] Well, why would I make that up? I would much rather. It will be easier to drink coffee.

Speaker 3:
[72:29] It really coffee is cheaper. But the caffeine in tea is not you're not allergic to that.

Speaker 6:
[72:34] I'm not allergic.

Speaker 3:
[72:36] You get dizzy. I get the you might get dizzy.

Speaker 1:
[72:38] I get major vertigo.

Speaker 3:
[72:39] I think you need less caffeine.

Speaker 2:
[72:42] OK, thank you.

Speaker 1:
[72:44] Jennifer from Texas.

Speaker 12:
[72:46] Hello, Andy and John. So happy to speak to both of you. So basically, listening to everybody's commentary this morning, it felt so aggressive towards you, particularly Andy. And I don't understand why, you know, you're being kind of brought into this. You like you said, you're you're not an executive producer. Sure, you have to wrangle these fools whenever they, you know, have the reunions. But I think that people need to chill the hell out. You know, what they're saying to you.

Speaker 13:
[73:16] Yes, of course, we love you.

Speaker 12:
[73:18] But the other thing that I have to say is that, first of all, these women that are saying that they stand with West are probably the same women that voted for Trump. So I'm just going to leave that there. But on top of that, I don't know how you can't see the bigger picture in that this has nothing to do with West and Amanda, but everything to do with Sierra and Amanda and their friendship that they've developed over the years. I mean, if I'm her best friend, and I'm cringing at the times that she's saying, I'm so proud of her, she's strong, she's going to get through this. And then she's getting through it in the way that I'm sure that Sierra never thought that she was going to get through it. So not okay with any of that. And I don't think that it compares to the scandal situation because they had like their own like weird and sensuous situation going on over there where they all flip flop with each other. You don't see that in Summer House. They truly all support each other. So I don't think that those are comparable situations.

Speaker 6:
[74:17] All right.

Speaker 1:
[74:18] Interesting. All right.

Speaker 6:
[74:21] Well, thank you very much.

Speaker 1:
[74:23] I appreciate it. That's all for this week's edition of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. To hear every minute of my Kiki with John plus interviews, news and more, you can listen to my SiriusXM channel, Radio Andy, anytime on the SiriusXM app. We'll see you right back here with more Daddy Diaries next week.

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